South of Nowhere Season 1 Episode 1

Madison: (to Spencer) You know, it doesn't surprise me you know Ashley. Everybody does, in the most intimate ways.
Ashley: It is so good to see you Madison. You know, I was actually just telling Spencer here yesterday about how you are the queen cheerleader, you know, King High royalty. But that isn't exactly true, is it? You're more like a royal bitch!

Madison: Honey, you're new here, so let me speed your education along. My man, Aiden, is the only point guard worth mentioning on this team.
Spencer: Well, doesn't the coach play two of them?
Madison: Yes, but there's only room for one star. And it's not gonna be some farm boy who gets in the way of Aiden's 8-figure deal. Got it?

Aiden: You aren't in Kansas anymore, we've only got real ballers in the big city.
Glen: Ohio, O-H-I-O, big boy. Why don't you look it up on a map while you're sitting on the bench?
Aiden: I aren't gonna to be the one with splinters in my ass.

Ashley: (to Spencer) So, you're a basketball fan? Or do you just like watching guys pat each other on the ass?

Spencer: (about Glen) He's hoping he'll get to play, and if he doesn't, his world will end.
Ashley: And I thought I was dramatic. Well, for his sake, I hope he's not too good.
Spencer: Meaning?
Ashley: Meaning that the basketball star, Aiden, can't be the star if another star, that would be your brother, replaces him. Which then means the cheerleading queen Madison can't be the queen if she's not dating the star.

Aiden: (about Glen) You're brother's an ass.
Spencer: Yeah. That's why we had to leave Ohio.

Spencer: Wow! You live here?
Ashley: Just me, mom and number 4 who, I think, is soon to be ex-number 4.

Arthur: Do you have any idea where your sister is?
Clay: Dad, I don't even know where my classes are.

Spencer: So, are you going?
Ashley: Wait to the dance, uh no, never been to one, not gonna go.
Spencer: Well that could change, I think my brothers going to ask you, he thinks you're hot.
Ashley: Yeah he's got that right.
Spencer: And hot chicks can't resist basketball players.
Ashley: Shut up he said that. (Spencer nods) Please tell me he's not the brains of the family (Spencer laughs as the bell rings) well are you gonna go.
Spencer: I have to, cheerleading thing
Ashley: Right. Well good, you can tell me how much it sucks. See ya later.
Spencer: Bye.

Ashley: No, I'm not. Hey, I freaked you out yesterday didn't I?
Spencer: No, not really.
Ashley: Come on.
Spencer: Yeah, you did.
Ashley: I knew it, sorry. My shrink thinks it's because I like to be different, I just think it's because I like to uh well, freak people out.
Spencer: Well, you succeeded.

Ashley: At King High, as in life, it's all about being somebody.
Spencer: And who are you?
Ashley: Today I haven't really decided yet. Ashley Davies.
Spencer: Spencer Carlin, nice to meet this version of you.
Ashley: Yeah, sorry about this morning. Stepfather number 3 came by, which pissed off stepfather number 4, and they got in this whole parental argument over my... tattoo. You like?
Spencer: I thought they were illegal for minors.
Ashley: Everything cool is.

Spencer: Question. Are you on meds?
Ashley: Actually no, my mom fired my last therapist after he hit on her and the new one believes in a holistic approach to my mental health.
Spencer: So you are crazy?
Ashley: They think I am, gives them a reason to justify my behavior, but no I'm not. Are you?
Spencer: No.

Spencer: This is where I live now, Los Angeles, A week ago my two brothers and I were in small town Ohio, where I knew the rules, now we're in this huge city where everything moves faster, harder, and there are no rules, I feel like something is different with me, but that's good right?

Sherry: Hi, I'm Sherry.
Spencer: Oh, hi.
Sherry: Don't mind Madison, the day she was born, she thought someone said the world was her's.
Madison: And it should be!