South Park

Season 10 Episode 5

A Million Little Fibers

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 19, 2006 on Comedy Central

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    • Book Publisher: I'm sorry to tell you this, sir, but nobody is ever going to publish your memoirs.
      Towelie: Huh? Why not?
      Book Publisher: Well, just the small trivial fact that people aren't interested in autobiographies of TOWELS.
      Towelie: Well, yeah, but maybe people will read my memoirs, and like…apply its lessons to their own lives.
      Book Publisher: No, they won't. Because they're people. And you're a towel.
      Towelie: (mumbling) You're a towel…
      Book Publisher: No, I'm a big book publisher whose not the least bit interested in your stony memoirs. You're a towel.

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