Scientist: It powered itself on.
General: Stand by, be ready to destroy it.
Cartman: (in AWESOME-O costume) Where the hell am I and why can't I move?
Scientist: Are your systems stable? Run a systems check on your CPU.
Cartman: The f**k you talkin' about, dude?
Scientist: Ah, I'm sorry, robot, (in a whisper) they want me to reprogram you.
Cartman: I'm not a robot, dumbass! I'm alive!
Scientist: What did you say?
Cartman: I said I'm a real person asswipe!