South Park

Season 12 Episode 9

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Oct 15, 2008 on Comedy Central



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Wendy: There is nothing you can do to stop this fight! I am going to wipe the playground with you right in front of everyone! I am going to shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your underwear!
      Cartman: Eat my underwear?
      Wendy: That's right.
      Cartman: Okay. Okay Wendy. I will eat my underwear. Right here, right now.

    • Wendy: I'll smack the sh*t out of you!
      Cartman: Standing right here, let's go, bitch.
      Wendy: After school! We fight after school! You got that?
      Cartman: You're gonna fight me after school?
      Wendy: That's right!
      Cartman: You're a chick, dude.

    • Goth Kid 1: So, everyone's saying there's gonna be a fight between Eric Cartman and your girlfriend.
      Stan: I guess so.
      Goth Kid 2: And you're gonna.. just let that guy.. beat up on your woman? Doesn't that like, go against your jockey man code or something?
      Goth Kid 1: Yeah, I don't ever remember AC/DC singing about letting dudes beat up on their girlfriends.

    • Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just take a crap on my desk?
      Cartman: (strikes a gang pose) Whassup? Whassup? Crapped on your desk, dawg. What's up with that?
      Butters: Huh..

    • Rebecca: Hey emo kids, Cartman and Wendy are gonna fight after school.
      Goth: Did she just call us emos?

    • Mr. Garrison: OKay, children. Let's all take our seats. Before we get started, Wendy Testaburger asked to share something with the class. Wendy?
      Wendy: Thank you, Mr. Garrison. Fellow students, October is awareness month for the one of the leading cause of death in women. A terrible disease that takes the lives of American women everyday. I am talking, of course, about Breast Cancer.
      (Cartman snickers)
      Wendy: An estimated one in six womem will deal with cancer in their lifetime. Breast Cancer is the most--...
      Cartman: (giggles) She said it again.
      Wendy: Is there a problem? 'Cause Breast Cancer isn't funny. Breast Cancer is killing people!
      Cartman: Mr. Garrison, do we really need all this potty talk in the classroom?
      Mr. Garrison: (Rubs his head) Eric, for the love of Jesus.
      Wendy: This is a serious issue, Eric. What you're doing is very offensive.
      Cartman: Me? You're the one talking about "killer titties!"
      (Clyde snickers)
      Cartman: Watch out, guys. Wendy says boobs can kill people. Rawr! Gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
      Butters: I don't wanna get killed by boobs.
      Wendy: Will somebody do something?! Every week he gets worse an nobody does anything!
      Mr. Garrison: Eric, stop being offensive.
      Cartman: I'm just trying to engage Wendy in a constructive dialogue about Breast Cancer awareness, Mr. Garrison.
      Wendy: NO YOU AREN'T!
      Cartman: Wendy, you need to calm down. You're gonna get your boobs all angry and start killing everyone.
      (everyone laughs except Stan, Kyle and Bebe)
      Cartman: Dude, I'm on fire today.

    • Butters: If you got beat up by a girl everyone would think you were a faggot.

    • Cartman: I do not believe enough is being done. And like the victims of breast cancer, there is something I would like to get off my chest.
      (He snickers)
      We all must fight and one day titty cancer will be a distant mammary
      (trying to hold his laughter)
      Wendy: You unbelievable bastard. You beat me but you won't stop!
      Cartman: What did the breast cancer say to the Polish monkey?
      Mr. Garrison: OK Eric that's enough, smartass.

    • Wendy Testaburger: (after her fight with Cartman) I'm finished.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Snatch:

      The entire fight scene between Wendy and Cartman in the end of the episode, is exactly the same as when Brad Pitt fights in Snatch.

    • Dr. Pepper:

      During lunch when Wendy is staring down Cartman, he's drinking Dr. Pep-er, a play on the popular soft drink, Dr. Pepper.

    • There Will Be Blood:

      After Wendy wins the fight at the very end of the episode her last line as she walks off is, "I'm finished." She is referring to one of the most popular quotations from the famous ending of the 2007 hit movie There Will Be Blood.

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