Cartman feels that he cannot relate to the other boys anymore, so he goes on the internet to find more mature friends. Naturally, he attracts a lot of attention in a chat room for men who like young boys. He tries meeting a couple of them, but each new friend ends up getting arrested by the FBI. He goes to Mephesto to create a mature friend for him, but Mephesto instead recommends that he attend his local chapter of NAMBLA. Cartman shows up at a hotel hosting a convention for the North American Man-Boy Love Association, and he is invited to be their poster boy. They plan a party and tell Cartman to invite all his young male friends to join. Meanwhile Kenny has been trying to prevent his parents from having another child.moreless
 Trey Parker |
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 Matt Stone |
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TRIVIA (10)
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There is a framed picture of Cartman with former US President Bill Clinton above Cartman's computer.
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After Cartman received his appointment during his first time in the chat room, the keyboard would be laterally flipped from its original position.
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There is a black guy in the national association of Marlon Brando look alikes.
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While playing their game, Cartman tells Kyle he's going to give him AIDS. And Cartman actually does give Kyle AIDS in the episode "Tonsil Trouble" in season 12.
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When Mephesto is describing his experiment to Kevin, he first says that he spliced a chipmunk with provolone cheese, then he says it was a squirrel.
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The second time Cartman enters the chat room after his first failed meeting, amongst the many messages we can see "r u reading these?" "Get a life" "You're treading a line" and "This is gay".
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Cartman's screename is BigBoned.
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Kenny's Mom says this is the fifty-second time this has happened, indicating Kenny has died 52 times. However, this episode was produced as 406, meaning it was originally intended to be the 54th episode. I count 3 episodes off the top of my head wherein kenny has not died (Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, Cat Orgy, and Melvins). That would mean Kenny has only died 51 times. It could be taken into account that Kenny technically died 3 times in Pinkeye, but his parents only should have counted the second time, as they were unaware of the first time and would have already replaced him the third time around.
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On the soundtrack, it sounds like everyone was screaming on "The John Denver Experience", yet the McCormicks were the only people screaming.
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Throughout most the episode, Kenny's mom's shirt changes from "God Bless America" to "I'm With Stupid". In the scene with the John Denver Experience, her shirt was solid green with nothing on it.
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QUOTES (26)
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(as the NAMBLA members are being arrested)
FBI Agent: We've been after you for a long time, buddy. Do you know your rights?
Head NAMBLA member: Rights? Does anybody know their rights? You see, I've learned something today. Our forefathers came to this country because they believed in an idea, an idea called freedom. They wanted to live in a place where a group couldn't be prosecuted for their beliefs, where a person could live the way he chooses to live. You see us as being perverted because we're different from you. People are afraid of us because they don't understand, and sometimes it's easier to persecute than to understand.
Kyle: Dude... you have SEX with CHILDREN.
Head NAMBLA member: We are human. Most of us didn't choose to be attracted to young boys, we were born that way. We can't help the way we are, and if you all can't understand that, then... well... I guess you'll have to put us away.
Kyle: DUDE... you have SEX... with... CHILDREN!
Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody and tolerance and all that gay stuff, but dude, **** you.
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Carol: Are you alright Stuart?
Stuart: Don't touch me. I've had my nuts broken, body poisoned and been made love to in the ass by three dozen forty year old men. I just wanna go home and take a hot bath. -
Cartman: Those perverts aren't going to rest until they have made love to one of us right? So somebody's just gonna have to go out there and take one for the team. And I think in all fairness it should be Butters.
Butters: Huh? Now why me?
Cartman: Are you a team player or not?
Butters: Well sure, I'm a team player I guess.
Cartman: Now Butters, there is no 'i' in team.
Butters: You mean to expect me to go out there and let all those horny old men have their way with my fragile person? Well just what team is this anyway?
Cartman: Just go Butters, we're running out of time.
Butters: Oh, alright then. (Butters leaves the room)
Cartman: (Laughs) He's such a dumbass. -
Cartman: (to Kenny) Goddamn it poor people suck. Your family is already on welfare and now you're gonna bring another kid into the world. Poor people are churning out babies, adding to the population and then expecting ME to pay for it with MY tax dollars.
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Kyle: Alright Cartman, I'm gonna give you a jail time card. You lose a turn.
Stan: Sweet.
Cartman: Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna give you… AIDS.
Kyle: What?
Cartman: I just gave you AIDS.
Kyle: AIDS?
Stan: Dude, that's not cool. Don't give Kyle AIDS.
Cartman: (writing) Kyle has AIDS and now loses 47 turns and 800 points. -
Officer Barbrady: Wow, they've got activists for everything these days.
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(after Kenny hits his dad intentionally with a baseball)
Mrs. McCormick: What happened?
Mr. McCormick: He smacked me in the balls! -
Child Molester: Do you like having your back rubbed?
Mr. Garrison: Eat me pervert.
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Cartman: Alright, what the hell do you guys think you're doing?!
Stan: We're making faces at sick people. -
Cartman: Why the hell does the F.B.I. keep arresting all my friends?? This HAS to be the work of Stan and Kyle, God I hate those guys!
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(Kenny is holding a plunger above his head and staring angrily at his mother)
Mrs. McCormick: Oh, hi Kenny. What are you doing?
(Camera pans back to angry plunger-holding Kenny)
Mrs. McCormick: Wh-What are you doin' Kenny?
(Camera pan)
Mrs. McCormick: Kenny..What are you goin' to plunge? -
Stan: This is boring.
Kyle: Yeah. (to the Head NAMBLA member) HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET INTO SOME ACTION, HUH?!
(All the NAMBLA members 'ooh')
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Mr. Garrison: I'm telling you, Officer Barbrady, this is all a terrible mistake.
Barbrady: Well, the FBI says I have to keep you here, so that's what I'm gonna do, Mr. Complainypants. -
FBI Exec: Where are the children?
Dr. Mephesto: What children?
FBI Exec: This is NAMBLA, right?
Dr. Mephesto: Yes.
FBI Exec: The North American Man Boy Love Association?
Dr. Mephesto: What? No! We're the North American Marlon Brando look alikes!
FBI Exec 2: Aw crap, we got the wrong NAMBLA!
Mr. Garrison: Aw dammit, I'm in the wrong place! -
Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody and tolerance and all that gay stuff, but dude, (beep) you.
Kyle: Seriously. -
Stan: We don't wana go to some stupid adult meeting any way!
Cartman: Well that's nice, cause you can't go!
Kyle: We don't wanna go!
Cartman: You CAN'T go!
Kyle: We don't WANNA go!
Cartman: No, you can't go! -
Stan: Wow Kenny, your mom's pregnant, what are you going to do now?
Kenny: I don't know, but I gotta think of something. -
Dr. Mephesto: Look, Kevin. I have here my best creation yet. A squirrel spliced with provolone cheese. Now we don't have to search in difference places for squirrels or provolone cheese.
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Man: Do you like your back rubbed?
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Cartman: Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya. Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya . I got into NAMBLA and you guys didn't. Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya.
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Cartman: Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face.
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Mr. Garrison: I did not want love from a young boy! I like men my own age. Ahh, I mean, I like women! What did I say? Oh, god. I love titties!
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Cartman: Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.
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Butters: Well, my skin is springtime fresh, I suppose.
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Mrs. McCormick: Yes, Kenny such a great name, my little Kenny, a brand new Kenny.
Mr. McCormick: God, this must be the fiftieth time this has happened.
Mrs. McCormick: Fifty-second. -
French Waiter: Sacre bleu!
The Boys: Whoaaaaaaa!
The Boys and The Marlon Brando look-alikes: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
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NOTES (3)
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This is the fifth episode with Cartman's name in the title.
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This episode was banned in the UK by SkyOne however Channel 4 and Paramount Comedy later showed it. This episode appears on the UK DVD release.
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During a spring 2002 rerun cycle, this was named by Comedy Central as the 3rd most "notorious" episode of the series.
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ALLUSIONS (4)
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Scooby-Doo:
The Hanna-Barbera cartoon Scooby Doo contains chases like the one through the hallway in this episode.
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It's Alive:
When Kenny has a nightmare about his new brother, the sequence is a refrence to the 1974 film It's Alive!, a movie about mutant baby that goes on a rampage.
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NAMBLA:
The North American Man-Boy Love Association is, in fact, a real organization.
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Marlon Brando:
When the authorities storm the wrong NAMBLA, you can see various characters that Marlon Brando has played in his past films.
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