South Park

Season 11 Episode 2

Cartman Sucks

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Mar 14, 2007 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Cartman: You guys I got it! It's seriously! It's the greatest picture ever, oh my God!!
      Stan: What did you do to Butters this time?
      Cartman: It was genius! I waited till he was totally asleep, right? And then I got my camera, and I pulled down his pants and I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth!HAHAHAHA!!!
      Kyle: Dude!
      Cartman: I know, I know check it out look! I got his whole wiener in my mouth see! (laughs) Man I got him good!
      Stan: Dude how is putting Butters' wiener in your mouth getting him!?
      Cartman: Because that makes Butters gay now!
      Kyle: No dude, that makes you gay!
      Cartman: (surprised) Uh-what?
      Kyle: You put a guy's wiener in your mouth that makes you gay stupid!
      (Cartman looks at the picture for a short while)
      Cartman: Nuh-uh!
      Kyle: Yeah-Huh!
      Cartman: Kenny, that doesn't make me,huh?
      Kenny: (muffled) Hehe,that makes you very F***ing gay!!!
      Cartman: But I'm not,I'm not gay you guys!
      Stan: You are now.
      Cartman: No,no it was a stupid mistake!!!
      Kyle: Doesn't matter, you're gay now.
      Cartman:No,it was just for a second!!! Wha-What can I do, how can I reverse this!?
      Stan: You Can't!
      Kyle: No,no,wait! I know how you can reverse it Cartman.
      Cartman: How!?
      Kyle: The only way you can cancel it out is to get Butters' to put your wiener in his mouth.
      Kyle:Yeah.Then it cancels out the gay polarity.
      Cartman: Shit! I gotta find Butters!!!(Cartman runs off to find Butters)