South Park

Season 11 Episode 2

Cartman Sucks

2
Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Mar 14, 2007 on Comedy Central

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    • Head Counselor: Do you know why you're here at camp, Butters?
      Butters: Because I'm bi-curious?
      Head Counselor: That's right. Like all the campers here, you're confused. And you don't think there's a way out. But even though some people would have you believe you can't control how you feel, the truth is that with the power of Jesus Christ, you can be normal. Now, just to make sure you don't slip up while in camp, we assign every camper an accountabilibuddy. Let's meet Ryan, your accountabilibuddy. Ryan thought he could never change, but now he's learning that with the power of Christ and prayer, he can have a whole new life.
      (Head Counselor opened the door to Ryan's room to reveal the boy's lifeless body hanging from a noose. Wordlessly, the counselor closed the door and continued the tour)
      Head Counselor: Over this way, we have the cafeteria. All the meals are served there.

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