South Park

Season 11 Episode 2

Cartman Sucks

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Mar 14, 2007 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Butters: Hey, fellas!
      Cartman: Oh, oh, hey, Butters. I wasn't expecting you so soon.
      Butters: Yeah, I finished my chores, so I came over a little early. Hey, are you guys all sleeping over, too?
      Cartman: No, no, these guys were just leaving. Weren't you guys?
      Stan: C'mon, let's go.
      Kyle: Wait-wait, I can't let this happen. Butters?
      Butters: Yeah, Kyle?
      Kyle: Don't you think it's a little strange, that Cartman keeps asking you to stay over?
      Cartman: Kyle...
      Butters: What d'you mean?
      Kyle: I mean-
      Cartman: What he means, is that he's jealous, that you've taken his place as my new best friend. But grow up, Kyle, change is a part of life.
      Butters: Yeah. Grow up, Kyle.
      (Kyle sighs angrily; Him, Kenny and Stan leave)
      Butters: So, what do you wanna do first, Eric? You wanna play a game, or just chitchat for awhile?
      Cartman: Well, actually Butters, I think we'd better hit the hay pretty soon.
      Butters: But it's only 6:30.
      Cartman: Yeah, and I'm exhausted. If you're not sleepy yet, I have some more of that nighttime cold medicine that you can drink.