South Park

Season 11 Episode 2

Cartman Sucks

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Mar 14, 2007 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Cartman: Where is it, you filthy Jew?!
      Kyle: Where's what?
      Cartman: You know goddamn well, what!
      Kyle: Let go of me!
      Stan: What the hell are you doing, Cartman?
      Cartman: I went home to alter the picture of me with Butters' penis in my mouth to look like Kyle, but it was gone! What did you do with my picture?!
      Kyle: Knock it off, I don't have your stupid picture.
      Cartman: Give it back, Kyle.
      Kyle: I don't have it!
      Cartman: I swear to God, Kyle, if you don't give it back right now, I'm gonna break your fucking Jew legs right here
      Kyle: Shut up.
      Cartman: You shut up! You're lying, and you two are covering up for him. You know what-you're just like Jews yourselves! Stan, you're a Jew, and Kenny, you're a Jew. You're all Jews!
      (Kyle lightly hits Cartman)
      Cartman: Ow! Ow! Owwww!!!
      (Cartman runs away, crying)