Cartmanland

Season 5, Episode 6, Aired
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Cartman inherits one million dollars, which allows him to fulfill the dream of owning his own amusement park that he calls "Cartmanland." Upon hearing the news of Cartman's good fortune a hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass causing him to question the existence of a God who can make someone like Cartman happy.moreless
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  • Trey Parker

    Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma

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    Matt Stone

    Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others

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    Isaac Hayes

    Voice of Jerome "Chef" McElroy

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  • I'm going to CartmanLand!!!

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    By dragondude4, Aug 29, 2009 Report Abuse
    I really like this episode it's in my top 5 of south park episodes. In this episode Cartman's Grandma died and she lefl 1,000,000 dollars in her Will. Then Kyle gets mad that Cartman has 1,000,000 dollars. Then Cartman uses the money to buy an adventure Park. I thought that Cartman was going to use the money to build an Adventure Park. Then only buys the Adventure Park just for him to use only. Then Kyle gets a big pain in his butt and blames it on God that's not right blame it on him. Then Cartman starts to let people in because he need to make money to hire people to fix CartmanLand. Then Cartman sells CartmanLand and then the IRS takes Cartman's Money and he lose the rest because Kenny die in park poor guy.moreless

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  • one of the greatest south park episodes ever.

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    By offline1234, Apr 03, 2009 Report Abuse
    Cartmanland was a superb episode. it covers all the criteria i want for a south park episode. the quality, the humor, the setting, and the character development. and cartmanland has basically covered all of these criteria. another superbly done episode to show cartmans stupidity.cartmanland is an enhancement to season five. the reason i did not give this episode a ten is because there are quite a few other episodes that exceeded cartmanland s quality of a south park episode.if i gave this episode any higher mark it would have tipped of the balance. i am not saying anything bad about this episode.

    overall, terrific episode, highly recommended.moreless

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  • Funny Episode!!

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    By TvPatriik, Oct 08, 2008 Report Abuse
    This episode was really funny... Cartman inherits 1 million dollars from his grandmother ,, and he decided to buy the amusment park soo he can have it to himselve .. But later one of the rides broke soo he hired a repairman, and he had to let 2 people in the park so he can pay him.. and its funny becouse at the end the whole park was full becouse he needed all those people to keep the park in good condition.. While Kyle was in a coma couse of Cartmans sucsess he wakes up couse cartman sold the park and than he got Bankrupt..moreless

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  • One of the best.

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    By McKellars, Aug 31, 2008 Report Abuse
    This episode of South Park is really one of my favorites and is probably in my top 10 favorites. It's a very funny episode where Cartman inherits one million dollars and spends it all on a theme park and keeps on having to hire people to work at his park which leads Cartman to keep on letting people into his park. It's just a really funny story, I really like episodes that revolve around Cartman, because he is such a funny character. It's just so funny how good the park he owns is doing and yet he thinks that it's bad and wants to sell it back, but he loses all of his money because of injuries in the park. This truly is a great episode.moreless

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  • One of the best episodes

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    By kurtiesslave2, Mar 12, 2008 Report Abuse
    Cartman gets a million dollars from his grandma's will. Right after he gets it, he spends it. Kyle of course is dumbfounded of Cartman getting a million dollars. Cartman goes to a theme park and offers to give one million dollars to the owner. The owner then explains that he doesn't want to let him spend his money since the park wasn't in such good shape and barely anybody came.

    Then Cartman explains his plan. He's not gonna let anybody go in it but him because he hates lines so much. Then the owner lets him get the park. Later, Stan find Kyle in a synogogue alone. Kyle is still shocked about Cartman's park. Kyle then tells Stan that he has a hemorrhoid.

    Later, Kyle's hemorrhoid gets so bad he has to go stay in the hospital. In the meantime, things aren't going so good at Cartman's park. He has had to let in more people come in in order to pay for his workers. Kyle is just about to die when Cartman wants his money back. Once he gets his money back, the IRS comes and takes his money since he still owns some from the park. (Plus, Kenny died so his family was sueing the park). Stan brings Kyle over to the park and sees Cartman depressed. Then he gets better.

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    Good episode. But not the best. Season 5 was really, really good though. And this one stood out.moreless

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  • Trivia

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    • As the banker counted to $999,400, there are 3 $100 notes left in his hand, which would only make a total of $999,700. Edit
    • The investment broker who hassles Cartman and the amusement park owner are the exact same person but with different voices. Edit
    • When Cartman is at the bank picking up his million dollars, there are about 5-10 people with him. When he leaves the bank, there are about 10-15 people with him. Edit

  • Notes

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    • This is the sixth episode with Cartman's name in the title. Edit
    • This is the second time on the show that somebody (Cartman in this one) actually knows and says Kenny dies all the time. The first time was in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" by Kenny's parents. Edit
    • The security guard Cartman hires is the mall security guard from "Fingerbang." Edit

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    • Little Boy: Daddy, Daddy can we ride the rockets? Cartman: GOD DAMMIT, GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY WAY! Edit
    • Stan: Dude can you loan me 20 bucks for a new jacket? Cartman: Ha! If you need money you can get a job Stan. No freeloaders are gonna take my hard earned cash. Kyle: Your grandma left it to you, you didn't earn it! Cartman: Didn't earn it? What about all those years I spent making grandma like me? All the wet spit filled kisses I put up with. The constant smell of asprin and pee. Don't tell me I didn't earn it you son of a bitch! Edit
    • Cartman: ...And, since the stupid security guard needs video surveillance, I have to let in two more people a day to cover those expenses... Need to cover the new ticket guy's salary, so that's three more admissions a day... Cleanup crew for the bathroom, money to cover paint and upkeep, so that's about four admissions, that brings the grand total to... God-dammit! Eight hundred and sixteen people can come into the park today! Edit

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    • Disneyworld: Cartmanland has Disneyworld's equivalent of Splash Mountain, The Runaway Train, and The Haunted Mansion, as well as Disneyworld's famed "Fast Pass" which Cartman complains is waiting on line to buy a ticket whose purpose it is to give you a place in line at a later date. Edit
    • Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: When Kyle sees the commercial of Cartmanland on the TV in the hospital, some guys explained that before the amusement park came to be popular (which Cartman hated), it was a closed building. Then, it "opened its doors to the public for the first time." This maybe a reference to the book and 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, which was before closed, but then, opened its doors to the public for the first time. Edit
    • Squirrel Nut Zippers: Cartman: (singing) "Got My Own Theme Park" A clear reference to the Squirrel Nut Zippers' song "Got My Own Thing Now." Edit

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