South Park

Season 5 Episode 6

Cartmanland

3
Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jul 25, 2001 on Comedy Central

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    • (after hearing the story of Job in the Bible)
      Kyle: That's the most horrible story I've ever heard. Why would God do such a horrible thing to a good person just to prove a point to Satan?
      Gerald: Oh. Uh, I don't know.
      Kyle: Then I was right. Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God.

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