Cartman: Where am I?
Dr. Doctor: You're at the hospital Eric, you've been in a coma for some time.
Cartman: Coma? How long?
Dr. Doctor: It's been two days. Nurse, you can remove his face warmer now.
Nurse: Yes doctor. (Nurse removes fake beard from Cartman's face)
Dr. Doctor: Now Eric, you've sufferred massive head trauma. Your road to recovery will be long and ardous...At least another two days.