South Park

Season 8 Episode 13

Cartman's Incredible Gift

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Dec 08, 2004 on Comedy Central

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    • Cartman: Why the hell do I have to share my room with other patients? This is bullcrap!
      Mrs. Cartman: Oh your sounding just like your old self again.
      Dr. Doctor: I'm sorry detectives, there was nothing we could do.
      Sergeant: DAMMIT!!! Another murder victim. For three years the left hand killer has been at large and I've exhausted every lead. Maybe I don't have what it takes to be a cop anymore.
      Murphy: We better get back to the station sir.
      Cartman: Good because you assholes kept me up for 3 hours.
      Sergeant: Alright lets go Murphy, oh wait a second where are my car keys?
      Cartman: Probably in your front pocket dumbass.
      (Sergeant checks front pocket and finds car keys)

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