South Park

Season 2 Episode 2

Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (2)

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 22, 1998 on Comedy Central

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    • Jimbo: Alright, so far everyone has a long piece of straw. We'll keep drawing…
      (Jimbo picks a piece of straw.)
      Jimbo: (relieved) Whew!
      (Mr. Garrison picks a piece of straw.)
      Mr. Garrison: (relieved) Whew!
      (Officer Barbrady looks at the last piece of straw in his hands.)
      Officer Barbrady: Whew.
      Jimbo: Wait a minute! Where the hell is the short one??
      Officer Barbrady: The short what?
      Jimbo: Damn it, Barbrady! When you draw straws, you're supposed to have one of them short! That's how you decide who loses!
      Officer Barbrady: That's not how I played it…
      Mr. Garrison: Oooh, can we hurry this up? My stomach is growling…

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