South Park

Season 2 Episode 2

Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (2)

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 22, 1998 on Comedy Central

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    • Chef: Doctor, we've got a shot-cracker outside!
      Doctor: I'll be right with you in a minute, right after I inject this man with a long needle.
      Stan: Oh, man. I'm gonna be sick...
      Doctor: There there, young man. Medical science is nothing to be afraid of. (injects the needle and Stan groans)
      Nurse: Ooh, I think you're hitting the bone...
      (Stan groans again.)
      Doctor: Yes, I can feel the needle scraping in there.
      (The patient starts bleeding.)
      Doctor: Oop! He's hemorrhaging.
      (Blood lands near Stan as he leaps away and shrieks; the patients head then falls off.)
      Doctor: Oop! His head fell off!
      Stan: (running away) I'm getting outta here!
      Kyle: Stan!
      Doctor: Well, some people just have a weak stomach.

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