South Park

Season 2 Episode 2

Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (2)

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 22, 1998 on Comedy Central

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    • Jimbo: Well, looks like we're not going anywhere for a long time.
      Director: We're snowed in?
      Mayor: Yes! We're trapped!
      Mr. Garrison: Like sailors on a submarine...
      Mayor: My god, this is the worst storm I have ever seen!
      Director's Assistant: Oh, I have to get out of here; I haven't eaten since breakfast.
      Officer Barbrady: Yeah, I'm getting kind of hungry, too!
      Jimbo: I hope you all don't realize what we're facing here... Our only option might be to...eat each other to stay alive.
      (Everybody in the building gasps in horror.)
      Director: Uh... It's only been, like, four hours... Aren't you people resorting to cannablism a little quickly?
      Jimbo: That's a while to live, Mr. Director. I don't eat plenty, but if some of us must die so the rest can stay alive so be it.
      Mayor: But...how do we decide who?
      Jimbo: Well, we'll draw straws...
      Director: Now, wait just a minute! You've all had a big breakfast! Can't you people live without eating for a while??
      Jimbo: Calm down, soldier! We need every person here to keep his head! Barbrady, fetch some straws.
      Director: Well, who the hell made you the boss, anyway??
      Announcer: Who the hell made Jimbo boss? Was it: Officer Barbrady? Chef? Mr. Garrison?

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