South Park

Season 4 Episode 2

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 12, 2000 on Comedy Central

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    • Cartman: Hey you guys.
      Kyle: Hey, fatass. How's prison?
      Cartman: Well, it sucks balls. Whattaya think?
      Stan: Cartman, why the hell did you have to commit a hate crime?! We're gonna lose to girls because of you!
      Kyle: Yeah! So you gotta bust out of here. So, we made you this cake. There's an ail-nay ile-fay inside of it.
      Cartman: What's that?
      Kyle: Listen, aggot-fay. An ail-nay ile-fay so you can eak-bray out of ison-pray.
      Stan: Yeah, you stupid umbass-day!
      Cartman: I'd love to eat a cake, you guys, but they don't let us take anything back to the cells from here.
      Kyle: They on't-day?! Why the ell-hay ot-nay?! It ook-tay our-fay ours-hay to ake-bay this oddamned-gay ake-cay, and ow-nay we're otally-tay ewed-scray!

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