South Park

Season 4 Episode 6

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jun 28, 2000 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • (Stan and Kyle are at Cartman's house convincing Cartman to donate one of his kidney's to Kyle)
      Stan: Dude, one of your friends are gonna die! Don't you see how serious this is?
      Kenny(muffles): It's not that f**king serious!
      Kyle: Coughs twice
      Cartman: Well, perhaps I can see a way for giving up kidney… for a price!
      Stan: Oh my god!
      Kyle: How much?
      Cartman: I don't know, how much is your life worth to you, Kyle?
      Stan: Cartman, you are SO going to hell when you die!
      Cartman: Yes, well until then. I need about $10 million dollars.
      Kenny(muffles): $10 MILLION DOLLARS?!?!?
      Stan: What the hell will you do with $10 million dollars, fat ass?
      Cartman: What I attend to do with the money isn't an issue is it? I suggest you start looking for that money quickly, Kyle doesn't seem have much time. Tick Tock Tick Tock.
      Stan: C'mon Kyle! Let's get out of here!
      Cartman: Ok, where were we Kenny? Oh yeah! Quick, Captain, we must destroy the engine of agent 5! Give me the space cruiser!
      Cartman starts to grab the Space Cruiser out of Kenny's hands. Kenny starts to tug it back to him
      Cartman: Give it Kenny meeh!