South Park

Season 2 Episode 10


Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Aug 26, 1998 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Cartman: So, what kind of side dishes are we going to enjoy this evening with our frozen waffles?
      Cartman: Am I to understand there will be no side dishes?
      Mr. McKormick: So, Kyle, your father still brings home those big fat lawyer paychecks?
      Mrs. McKormick: Now, clamhead! Don't even get started!
      Mr. McKormick: What? I was just asking a question. Your father and I used to be best friends. But he ended up going to law school because he has rich parents.
      Mrs. McKormick: That's not why he was sent to law school! He had dreams that didn't involved getting lazy and drunk all the time!
      (Waffle pops out of toaster)
      Kevin: My waffle's done! My waffle's done!
      Mrs. McKormick: Now now, Kevin. We don't have enough for everybody. You have to split that with your brother.
      Cartman: My god, are you f(beep)king kidding me?
      Mr. McKormick: Hey! We don't say f(beep)k at the dinner table, you little assh*le!
      Cartman: (muttering) Yeah, well apparently, they don't say side dishes either...