South Park

Season 6 Episode 12

Child Abduction is Not Funny

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jul 24, 2002 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Tuong-Lu Kim: Oh, I get it. A Trojan Mongorian horse. Mongolians a-hiding inside thinking that I'll bring it in city wall, then Mongorians pop out and destroy wall from the inside out without gettin' any sweet and sour pork on their heads! Okay. I'll pray around.
      (puts on a fake attitude)
      Tuong-Lu Kim: Oh! Oh rook! Rook, my very own Mongorian Trojan horse! Gee, what a surprise! I guess Mongorians aren't such crappy, smelly people after all! Yeah, I'm just gonna bring it inside and show it to all my friends, yeah.
      (opens hatch, sweet and sour pork falls on him)
      Tuong-Lu Kim: AWWWW! (smacks lips) AWWW, ITS SWEET AND SOUR PORK!
      Mongolians: (laughing, swords clanking, as the sweet and sour pork hardens)
      Tuong-Lu Kim: I'm gonna get you Mongowians if ids da lasd ding I dooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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