South Park

Season 6 Episode 12

Child Abduction is Not Funny

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jul 24, 2002 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Tweek's Mom: Uh, I'm just going to go upstairs and see if Tweek is still in his bed.
      Tweek's Dad: Oh? I think I'll go with you.
      Tweek's Mom: It's okay. I can do it.
      Tweek's Dad: I just want to make sure that you -
      Tweek's Mom: That I don't abduct him? How do I know that you haven't done it already?
      Tweek's Dad: Me? I would never abduct our son!
      Tweek's Mom: That's not what the new study says!