South Park

Season 6 Episode 12

Child Abduction is Not Funny

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jul 24, 2002 on Comedy Central

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    • Man in Wheelchair: Oh, hey, kid! Oh, thank God you happened by. My, my chair ran out of juice right on these train tracks. If you hadn't had shown up, well, well, anyway, could you give me a push?
      Tweek: Nuh, uh!
      Man in Wheelchair: No, no, you don't understand. I'm, I'm paralyzed from the neck down. I push the chair with this device in front of my mouth, but it's it's not working, so you see -
      Tweek: I'm not supposed to talk to you!
      Man in Wheelchair: Please, this, this isn't funny, kid. You have to help me.
      Tweek: But it could be a trick! (the train runs over the man) Ugh. That's a pretty good trick.

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