South Park

Season 7 Episode 9

Christian Rock Hard

2
Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Oct 29, 2003 on Comedy Central

Trivia

FILTER BY TYPE

  • Quotes

    • Executive: We just have one question, though. We were looking over some of your lyrics. (reads lyrics) I want to walk hand-in-hand with Jesus on a private beach for two. I want him to nibble on my ear and say "I'm here for you". It seems you really love Christ.
      Cartman: Yes, we sure do.
      Executive: No, but it appears you are actually in love with Christ.
      Cartman: Well what are you saying? That, that you don't really love Christ?
      Executive: Well of course I do. I mean I just -
      Cartman: Well what's the difference? You love Christ, you're in love with Christ, I mean, uh, what the heck is this?

Today
5:00am
MTV
5:30am
MTV
8:00am
COMEDY
8:35am
COMEDY
Sunday
5:30am
MTV
6:00am
MTV
6:30am
MTV
7:00am
MTV
Monday
7:50pm
COMEDY
8:55pm
1%
COMEDY
9:30pm
COMEDY
10:00pm
COMEDY
10:30pm
COMEDY
More
Less