"Sanctified" Guitarist: Is this the way to the backstage?
Cartman: Who are you?
"Sanctified" Drummer: We're the band "Sanctified". We play metal and punk, but with lyrics that inspire faith in Jesus. We prove that Christian music can be tough and hardcore.
Cartman; (sarcastically) Yeah, you guys are really hardcore.
"Santified" Guitarist: You bet your goshdarned rear ends we are!