Kyle is injured playing dodgeball and must go to see the school nurse. He's terrified because of the stories he's heard. When he sees the nurse, she looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out the side of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on Nurse Gollum's affliction and then decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware of the condition. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state dodgeball tourney and beat Denver thanks to Eric's stomach catching a ball and Pip getting the last 5 guys out. At the nationals, DC forfeits to the Cows and so the boys must now face China for the world championship. Nurse Gollum is feeling angry that the whole town is focusing on her condition and trying to make her feel special and lets her feelings be known on the last day of Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week. The boys have a hard time against China but Pip bails them out.
Kenny dies when a Chinese thrown dodgeball sends him flying into the back wall.