South Park

Season 2 Episode 13

Cow Days

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Sep 30, 1998 on Comedy Central

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  • South Park is back in the house.

    This episode is centered around the four boys.

    The episode first starts when a couple wins a trip to South Park for there annual Cow Day festival. Back in South Park, the boys try to win Terrence and Phillip dolls. They suceed by "forcing" the owner to give there dolls by winning. The dolls are crap in the end. As they want a re-fund. The owner denies it and the boys go find another ride to spend the day.

    Meanwhile, the couple are having a hard time getting into South Park, as they are framed for the forcing killing of the cows.

    For the cows, they are worshipping a cow statue. Which seems stereotypicially, making the cows kill themselfs.

    Cartman get sinjured while trying a bull. He is now confused and thinks he is a vientimiam. The boys get that chance to enter the confused Cartman in the bull riding contest. In the end, they win and spend the money on good Terrence and Phillip dolls.

    Plot: Original idea. Loved the Cartman/vientnam scenes.

    Sub-plot: Great. The couple and cows idea was a original twist to keep you watching.

    Humor: Yes. This episode has full of humor. A must watch episode for any South Park fans.
  • Cow Days

    This episode is based around cows and the members of South Park Season Two. This and Club Houses are some of the most pathetic episodes of South Park ever. There are good episodes, classic, silly episodes or just ridicolous **** episodes like this one.
    This episode is the worst episode of South Park EVER to be made - as well as Club Houses which is boring and dull. I hate this episode and I always will. Please do not watch this episode. Go home and watch Family Guy or Season 4 of South Park instead.
    >:( One of the worst ever episodes.
  • Cows Cults and Vietnamese prostitutes.

    This episode was a fairly funny episode. My favourite storyline was the cow cult one, the fact that the cows follow a mooing clock and are willing to kill themselves so they don't get in trouble is absolutely hilarious is my book. The Cartman as a prostitute story wasn't really that funny in my opinion as he only said the two lines. This episode produced one of my favourite lines, "shenanigans!" and the funniest part of this episode is the chamber of farts, I thought it was absolutely hilarious!! "How about some...MORE FARTS!!!" that place is pure evil...I hope 'Chef Aid' is better than this episode.
  • Now entering the Chamber of Farts!

    This was a great Cartman episode, and definitely one of the high points of the season. This has to be one of the greatest Cartman stories in history—he gets hit on the head and thinks his a Vietnamese prostitute. Some of the old Season Two repetition bogs it down a bit, like the constant footage of the growing cow cult, and the constant scenes of getting ripped off, but overall this one was worth plenty of laughs.
  • Sucky sucky five dolla?

    This episode is boring and mundane, except for one thing: a vietnamese prostitute.

    As I've said many times in my Season 2 reviews, the episodes are not as good overall, but there are GREAT moments within each.

    This episode fits that form. The cow worship idea doesn't yield many jokes, nor does the entire Terrance and Phillip dolls joke (though the balls in Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth is a good one), but when Cartman becomes a vietnamese prostitute that quotes lines from "Full Metal Jacket" the episode is able to soar.

    Even though the rest of the episode is mediocre, the Cartman jokes more than make up for it.
  • The boys are getting ripped off and they need money to buy Terrance and Phillip dolls, so they get Cartman to enter a bull riding contest.

    It’s the annual “Cow Days” festival, but the cows themselves are disinterested in the event as they have become transfixed on a memorial statute. The cows relocate the statue but the town thinks that their two tourists are responsible. Meanwhile the boys want to purchase some Terrance and Phillip dolls and to get the funds they enter Cartman into a bull riding contest; but a freak accident during practice results in Cartman believing that he is a Vietnamese prostitute.
  • The annual Cow Days is here!

    Another one of my season 2 personal favorites. Fantastic plot and storyline that leaves you wanting more, much more. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny go to the carnival and try to win Terrance and Phillip dools, but the game is rigged. They try to get back at the carnival peopel btu are unsuccsessful until the very end when final shenanigans is declared and all hell breaks loose. The sub-plot with Tom and Mary is also very funny indeed. They won a trip to South Park on a game show and vow to make the best of it. Overall a great episode.
  • One of the best shows!

    The boys want to get Terrence and Philip dolls as
    It is the annual festival there and this show cracks
    Me up as Cartman gets a bump over the head and has
    Amnesia as he believes he is a Vietnamese prostitute as
    There are dozens of cases of mad cow disease in the area
    Very funny show once again!
  • Moooooooooooooo!

    Cow Days is the best thing to happen to South Park since God knows when. It's a tribute to the cow that causes problems at the festival as the cows follow the teachings of a cow clock that moos at the top of the hour. So all the cows are in lines and commit suicide like any other cow. Kyle wants some T&P dolls and will stop at nothing to get the dolls even if it meant sending Ming Li (Cartman) on a bull to win $5000. After something was afoot, shenigans is called and the townspeople beat up the carnival operators and Ming Li is back to normal thanks to Leo DiCaprio.
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