Stan: Dude, how are we going to read a book over the weekend, and write an essay!?
Kyle: Our whole weekend is shot!
Kenny: (Muffled) What the hell are we gonna do!?
Cartman: You guys, you guys, relax. We don't have to read the book, or write the essay.
Stan: We don't?
Cartman: No. There's people you can hire to do these things.