South Park

Season 1 Episode 6


Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Sep 17, 1997 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Grandpa: (to Cartman) What about you? You can kill me, can't you?
      Cartman: I would never kill somebody… Not unless they pissed me off.
      Grandpa: Oh, is that a fact?? Well, let me tell you something, porky! Your mom was over here earlier today, and I humped her like a little bitch!
      Cartman: What?!
      Grandpa: That's right!
      Stan: Grandpa!
      Grandpa: And then, I dug up your great-grandma's skeleton and had my way with her, too!
      Cartman: (angered) Eh…
      Grandpa: Choice piece of ass your great-grandma was…
      Cartman: YOU PIECE OF CRAP; I'LL KILL YOU!!!
      Grandpa: That's the spirit, tubby!
      Stan: (pulling Cartman away) C'mon, Cartman. He's just trying to get to you.
      Cartman: (getting dragged away) Don't you EVER talk about my mom like that again!
      Grandpa: Did I ever tell you about the time I boffed your dad, fatso??