Mr. Garrison: But you know, I've learned that I've really been a dude all along. Because the key difference between men and women is that women can have babies. If you can't have babies, then you're a man.
Thompson: Whoa, uh, wait, uh, hang on a second. My wife had ovarian cancer so she can't have babies.
Mr. Garrison: Well then, get an AIDS test, Thompson 'cause you're wife's a dude, faggot!