South Park
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Season 15
- Ep 14The Poor Kid11/16/11
With their parents in jail, Kenny and his brother and sister find themselves in the foster care system. Cartman is sincerely disturbed when Kenny is taken away. He doesn't know who to rip on for being the poorest kid in school anymore.
- Ep 13A History Channel Thanksgiving11/9/11
After watching a Thanksgiving special on The History Channel, the boys believe that aliens were involved in the original feast. But, questions remain... was the first Thanksgiving haunted? Is alien technology responsible for stuffing? The truth could change Thanksgiving for everyone.
- Ep 121%11/2/11
The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman's failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him?
- Ep 11Broadway Bro Down10/26/11
Sharon is thrilled that Randy is making an effort to do more things that she enjoys. But, after he takes her to see a hit musical in Denver, Randy becomes Broadway's biggest fan. Sharon is whisked away to New York and treated to every musical on the Great White Way.
- Ep 10Bass to Mouth10/19/11
The students of South Park Elementary are the victims of a new gossip website. An elusive hacker has somehow gained access into the student's confidential phone calls and e-mails and is posting all their juicy stories. The boys are shocked when they discover the identity of the hacker.
- Ep 9The Last of the Meheecans10/12/11
What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.
- Ep 8Ass Burgers (2)10/5/11
Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's Syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries. Will anything ever be the same in South Park again?
- Ep 7You're Getting Old (1)6/8/11
After Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, he begins to see everything differently. The other boys think he's become a major buzz-kill and start to avoid hanging out with him. When Stan and Kyle have a major blow up, the very fabric of South Park begins to unravel. - Ep 6City Sushi6/1/11
It's time for Butters to learn the truth about himself when he is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. Meanwhile, the owner of City Wok finds himself with some competition when City Sushi comes to town. - Ep 5Crack Baby Athletic Association5/25/11
Cartman starts a new business venture called "The Crack Baby Athletic Association," and he extends to Kyle the opportunity to get in the company on the ground floor; Cartman finds a protégé to help him in his endeavors. - Ep 4T.M.I.5/18/11
Cartman is furious when he believes that the school has posted their penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit; takes matters into his own hands and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy. - Ep 3Royal Pudding5/11/11
The Prince of Canada is about to take a princess and it is a joyous time for all Canadians as the royal wedding commences. But just as the prince and princess are about to be joined for all eternity, the princess is abducted! All Canadians are called upon to help save the princess and Ike answers the call to arms.moreless - Ep 2Funnybot5/4/11
At the school's first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal. - Ep 1HUMANCENTiPAD4/27/11
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother.
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Season 14
- Ep 14Crème Fraiche11/17/10
Stan's life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randy's obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. When his mom takes off with her "new interest", Stan is left behind to pick up the pieces. - Ep 13Coon vs. Coon & Friends (3)11/10/10
It seems the Coon is more nefarious than even the dark lord, Cthulhu! While the Coon punishes his former friends, Kenny wrestles with the burden of his superpowers.''''Will Coon and Friends prevail!? Will Mysterion finally master his death-defying abilities!?!? WHERE IS CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT?!!?!? - Ep 12Mysterion Rises (2)11/3/10
Led by Mysterion, "Coon and Friends" work to help out with the Gulf crisis and stop Cthulhu, but the Coon, recently kicked out of "Coon and Friends," has other ideas. - Ep 11Coon 2: Hindsight (1)10/27/10
The "Coon and Friends" set out to help the victims of BP's latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Much to the Coon's dismay, another superhero gets there first and everyone seems to like him. - Ep 10Insheeption10/20/10
When he's sent to the school counselor to talk about his disorder, Stan realizes that he's not the only one who has a problem. When Mr. Mackey and Stan agree to surrender themselves to the hoarding experts, Stan gets a more than a glimpse of what it was like for Mr. Mackey in the 4th grade at South Park Elementary.moreless - Ep 9It's a Jersey Thing10/13/10
Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey! South Park is in danger of becoming West Jersey within the week. As the Jerseyites spill into Colorado and approach South Park, Randy and the boys stand strong against the onslaught. - Ep 8Poor and Stupid10/6/10
It's been Eric Cartman's dream to join NASCAR all his life. He is willing to do whatever's necessary to achieve his goal. Cartman hires Butters as his pit boss to gear up for the race of his life. - Ep 7Crippled Summer4/28/10
There's no time for fun and games for Jimmy and his friends as they strive to be the champions of summer camp. Jimmy's going for the gold in the camp's surfing competition. - Ep 6201 (2)4/21/10
With Muhammad at the center of hostage negotiations between the town of South Park and both the Ginger kids and Tom Cruise's army of celebrities, the burning question on everyone's mind is...''''Who is Eric Cartman's father?!. - Ep 5200 (1)4/14/10
While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park. This could be the thing that destroys South Park forever. - Ep 4You Have 0 Friends4/7/10
Even though Stan and Kyle have been friends for years, it doesn't mean anything if Stan won't "friend" him. Kyle "friended" the wrong person so now all his other friends are deserting him left and right. With his problem getting worse by the minute, Kyle turns to the one person who's always been there for him.moreless - Ep 3Medicinal Fried Chicken3/31/10
The new state law in Colorado says it's ok to smoke marijuana if you have a doctor's note. So Randy decides he's going to be the first in line for some, except without anything wrong with him, he's turned away and must come up with a medical malady to get his hands on the drug. Meanwhile, Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken restaurant back.moreless - Ep 2The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs3/24/10
When the boys are allowed to read a banned book in their class, it inspires them to write their own masterpiece. But it isn't long before Stan's mom finds out and the boys have to work fast to stay out of trouble. - Ep 1Sexual Healing3/17/10
When the successful men of the world suddenly want to have sex with tons of women, the top scientists in the country are brought together to put a stop to it. Once the testing gets underway, it turns out some of the fourth grade boys of South Park are sex addicts.moreless
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Season 13
- Ep 14Pee11/18/09
Things at the water park are not what they seem when the boy's fun filled day is about to turn deadly because there are too many people peeing in the pool, which causes disaster to strike and the boys are in a race to survive. Meanwhile, Cartman tries to warn everyone that there are too many minorities, more blacks and hispanics than white people.moreless - Ep 13Dances with Smurfs11/11/09
Cartman becomes the voice of change at school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman asks the tough questions and gains a following. - Ep 12The F Word11/4/09
Harley riders have come to South Park and the boys decide it's time to deal with the problem. They throw down the F word and it's on… - Ep 11Whale Whores10/28/09
For Stan's birthday, he and his family go to the Denver Aquarium where they plan on swimming with dolphins. Unfortunately things go from bad to worse when the Japanese attack and kill all the dolphins. The Japanese seem hell-bent on killing all the worlds' dolphins and whales, but Stan takes up the cause to try and save the marine animals from senseless slaughter.moreless - Ep 10W.T.F.10/21/09
After going to their first live WWE wrestling event, the boys all want to become professional wrestlers. They decide to sign up for the school's wrestling class, but soon learn that the wrestling at school isn't the same as what they saw at WWE. - Ep 9Butters' Bottom Bitch10/14/09
Butters has never kissed a girl in his life. Finally fed up with the other boys teasing him, Butters is determined to catch up to the rest of them. Meanwhile, prostitution in South Park has gotten out of control and an overly dedicated cop wages war. - Ep 8Dead Celebrities10/7/09
Otherworldly forces are haunting Ike, who's so freaked out that the stress could kill him. Kyle and the rest of the boys bring in professional ghost hunters to see if they can put a stop to the poltergeists tormenting Ike. - Ep 7Fatbeard4/22/09
Cartman decides to become a pirate, and takes Butters and a small group of recruits with him to help make his dream come true. - Ep 6Pinewood Derby4/15/09
It's Pinewood Derby time in South Park, and Stan and Randy are working furiously to build the best car possible. While working on the Derby car, Randy has acquired a very special component to help Stan secure a first place victory. - Ep 5Fishsticks4/8/09
Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time and it takes off everywhere. But when someone else takes credit for the joke, the boys are furious. - Ep 4Eat, Pray, Queef4/1/09
The boys find themselves victims of an April Fool's Day joke, and it doesn't go over well at all. Butters is down, Cartman is infuriated and the rest of the boys are scared it's going to happen again. - Ep 3Margaritaville3/25/09
While the entire town is busy pointing fingers over who's to blame for the economy, Randy steps forward with a solution for the financial woes. With everyone in town helping, they all start to live without any economy at all. Elsewhere, the ultimate sacrifice is made by an unlikely savior in a bid to fix the town's problems.moreless - Ep 2The Coon3/18/09
During times of great woe and despair, one young person in South Park takes it upon himself to keep order. "The Coon" rises from the gutter and becomes South Park's sole vigilanteuntil a rival superhero, "Mysterion" shows up on the scene and challenges "The Coon"'s right to be a beacon for the townsfolk.moreless - Ep 1The Ring3/11/09
Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him a special place in her heart…not to mention other body parts. Unfortunately, his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the concert.
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Season 12
- Ep 14The Ungroundable11/19/08
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school, but he can't get anyone to listen to him. His investigations lead him to think that maybe he'd be better off as a vampire. Meanwhile, the goth kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between goth and vampire kids.moreless - Ep 13Elementary School Musical11/12/08
When a new kid comes to town, the boys must embrace the latest fad that hits South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. Stan could lose Wendy if he doesn't get involved, and Cartman would rather kill himself than join in on the fad. But when the boys realize that Butters is more popular than they are, they find that they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.moreless - Ep 12About Last Night...11/5/08
The folks in South Park are partying in the streets after a new president is elected. But while the country is celebrating, the President-elect surprises everyone when he shows up at the White House. From the Oval Office, the new president begins to put together a team for the job facing him.moreless - Ep 11Pandemic 2 - The Startling10/29/08
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains where they find out the startling truth behind the attacks. - Ep 10Pandemic10/22/08
When an international crisis strikes, the boys discover a way to make money that seems easy and profitable. Cartman manages to convince Craig that he should help the guys with their scheme. Cartman knows Craig has what it takes to make their dream a reality. - Ep 9Breast Cancer Show Ever10/15/08
After she threatens to beat up Cartman after school, Wendy gets in trouble. It seems that no matter how angry Wendy is, all the bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win. - Ep 8The China Probrem10/8/08
It's up to Cartman to face down the Chinese while the American populace is wracked by the haunting memory of recent events. - Ep 7Super Fun Time4/23/08
Mr. Garrison takes the kids on an educational field trip to a living museum, Pioneer Village, where all the workers remain dedicated to staying in character. While there, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door. - Ep 6Over Logging4/16/08
The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that there may still be Internet in California, Randy decides to pack up his family and head out West in search of Internet. - Ep 5Eek, A Penis!4/9/08
With Ms. Garrison out of the school in search of a way to be the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is given authoritah over the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as substitute, Cartman is sent to help inner-city youth. - Ep 4Canada On Strike4/2/08
The leader of the World Canadian Bureau takes the country into a long and painful strike, demanding "some of that Internet money" from the other Nations. The boys find themselves tasked with resolving the strike so they can see some new episodes of Terrance & Philip. - Ep 3Major Boobage3/26/08
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys try to help Kenny kick the latest drug craze that has become a hit with schoolchildren across the nation. Once Kenny cheeses, he trips into a world that he can truly enjoy.. - Ep 2Britney's New Look3/19/08
While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.moreless - Ep 1Tonsil Trouble3/12/08
After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?
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Season 11
- Ep 14The List11/14/07
The fourth grade girls have compiled a secret list that rates all the boys from the cutest to the ugliest. But when the boys steal the list, the results are not what they expected… The boys are about to find out just how manipulative and crazy little girls can be. - Ep 13Guitar Queer-o11/7/07
Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they're breaking high score records and it doesn't take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?moreless - Ep 12Imaginationland: Episode III10/31/07
While inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters must fight for their lives against an army of evil imaginary forces. The Supreme Court declares imaginary creatures not real and plans to nuke Imaginationland, and now Kyle and Cartman have to convince the U.S. military to abort the operation. - Ep 11Imaginationland: Episode II10/24/07
Stan and Kyle are being held captive at the Pentagon until they tell the government exactly how they got into Imaginationland. Elsewhere…Cartman will not give up his quest to make Kyle follow through on their bet to suck his balls. - Ep 10Imaginationland10/17/07
Cartman seeing a leprechaun is only the start of trouble when the boys find themselves with the entirety of the world's imagination laid out in front of them. Unfortunately, their newfound knowledge is wanted by the U.S. Government.
- Ep 9More Crap10/10/07
Randy Marsh becomes a local hero in South Park after the guys at the bar see the size of his latest crap. After some talking with the guys, Randy believes he could be a contender for the World Record. But is there someone else who wants it more? - Ep 8Le Petit Tourette10/3/07
After seeing a kid with Tourette's Syndrome at the toy store, Cartman becomes obsessed with it. He finds out that with Tourette's, he can say whatever he wants without consequence. Naturally, he calls Dateline so he can get on National TV and take full advantage of his new found life.
- Ep 7Night of the Living Homeless4/18/07
The number of homeless people in South Park is increasing as they eat, sleep, and beg for change across the town. While the adults try to find creative solutions to deal with the homeless, the boys are trying to figure out a way to solve the problem for good. - Ep 6D-Yikes!4/11/07
Once again Mrs. Garrison gets dumped, but this time she decides to take it out on her fourth grade class. When the boys have finally had enough of their teacher's erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, they find out that there are people-for-hire that can help out in any situation. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is finding life without men has its upsides.moreless - Ep 5Fantastic Easter Special4/4/07
Stan wants to know the real reason kids have to decorate eggs for Easter, and what, if anything eggs and bunnies have to do with Jesus dying for his sins. To get to the bottom of it, Kyle and Stan get wrapped up in a bizarre society that guards a legendary secret.moreless - Ep 4The Snuke3/28/07
The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton for a big campaign rally. Meanwhile, Cartman suspects that a new Muslim student is involved in a possible terrorist attack. Every minute counts for Cartman as he uses his own interrogation methods on his suspect. But could the plan to target Clinton be just the tip of the iceberg?moreless - Ep 3Lice Capades3/21/07
When a breakout of headlice hits South Park Elementary, Mrs. Garrison refuses to say which child brought the plague to the school. So, Cartman takes it upon himself to find out who it is so the kids can make fun of them. Meanwhile, a louse Travis, is desperate to save his fellow lice from imminent destruction from a conscious world.moreless - Ep 2Cartman Sucks3/14/07
Butters' dad sends him off to special camp to "Pray the Gay Away" when he believes that his son is bi-curious after catching him in a compromising position with Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman does his best to retrieve a photo of him in that compromising position before too many people find out about it.moreless - Ep 1With Apologies to Jesse Jackson3/7/07
Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Token's feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can't stop himself from laughing at him.
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Season 10
- Ep 14Stanley's Cup11/15/06
Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father deals with the memory of Stan's performance in a Pee Wee hockey game from years earlier, when Stan had the opportunity to score the game winning goal.moreless - Ep 13Go, God. Go! Part II11/8/06
Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, and worst of all: No Nintendo Wii! Will Cartman get out of this crazy future? Or will he be doomed to never get his hands on the Wii?moreless - Ep 12Go God Go (1)11/1/06
The topic of evolution is introduced to the 4th graders of South Park Elementary and while their teacher is against the theory a change of mind has implications for the future. And speaking of the future, Cartman is trying to send himself there; to the exact date that the newest video game console, the Nintendo Wii is being released.moreless - Ep 11Hell on Earth 200610/25/06
Satan is throwing the world's biggest Halloween costume party, and no one is getting in without a blue wrist band. Unfortunately, even Satan can't plan for everything as a religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time might ruin his good time. - Ep 10Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy10/18/06
Cartman, South Park Elementary's new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a student in his jurisdiction. He helps Kyle stop his little brother's affair with his "Nice" hot teacher. - Ep 9Mystery of the Urinal Deuce10/11/06
Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal. - Ep 8Make Love, Not Warcraft10/4/06
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft® and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. - Ep 7Tsst5/3/06
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, "The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. - Ep 6ManBearPig4/26/06
While assisting an ex-Vice President in his quest for attention, the boys get trapped by a cave-in and while searching for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. Now he has to figure out how to get out of the cave without the others knowing about it and he can keep it all for himself.moreless - Ep 5A Million Little Fibers4/19/06
Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprah's book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of Oprah's staff leak the truth about the book. - Ep 4Cartoon Wars (2)4/12/06
With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all. - Ep 3Cartoon Wars (1)4/5/06
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood. - Ep 2Smug Alert!3/29/06
Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to all buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they're doing to help save the earth, a stormy dark mass has started accumulating over the town. - Ep 1The Return of Chef!3/22/06
The town is excited when Chef returns to town after world traveling with the "Super Adventure Club," but the boys notice something is different about Chef. It seems that Chef's new sense of adventure has gotten the better of him and the boys try to save him.
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Season 9
- Ep 14Bloody Mary12/7/05
After receiving a DUI, Randy attends an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where he realizes that he is powerless to control his drinking problem. But when a statue of the Virgin Mary begins to bleed, he sees it as a miracle that can cure him of his 'disease.' - Ep 13Free Willzyx11/30/05
When a talking Orca whale, named Willzyx, speaks to Kyle and the boys, they're desperate to get him to his home on the moon. With some help from the other kids of South Park, they risk everything when they break in to the Sea Park and steal him from his tank. Now all they need is a foreign nation that will launch a stolen whale in to space.moreless - Ep 12Trapped in the Closet11/16/05
Stan finds out that he's depressed after taking a test given to him by Scientologists. After joining his new religion, the other members realize that he is the reincarnation of their leader. Upon hearing this, the Scientology masses arrive outside his house, but several members end up in the closet instead.moreless - Ep 11Ginger Kids11/9/05
After giving a presentation on 'Ginger Kids' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them. To teach him a lesson, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny sneak in to his room and use makeup to give him the appearance of a Ginger. Their lesson is not realized when Cartman begins to rally his fellow Gingers against the other kids.moreless - Ep 10Follow That Egg11/2/05
The gay marriage debate lands in South Park and unbeknownest to them, Stan & Kyle hold the answer in their hands. - Ep 9Marjorine10/26/05
When Cartman finds out that the girls have a device that can see into the future, the boys come up with a plan to have Butters go undercover to get it. - Ep 8Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow10/19/05
After playing in a boat, Stan and Cartman accidentally flood the nearby town of Beaverton. The adults however find another cause for the flood: Global Warming. - Ep 7Erection Day4/20/05
Jimmy is having trouble controlling his body, and it seems like it could hurt him in the school's big talent show. So, he goes on a journey to "fix" the problem. - Ep 6The Death of Eric Cartman4/13/05
After Cartman performs a truly despicable act, the boys decide that everyone should ignore Cartman to teach him a lesson. Cartman soon comes to the conclusion that he's dead, and the only person that seems to be able to see him is Butters. - Ep 5The Losing Edge4/6/05
The South Park boys are playing the final Little League game of the season. They win, and are glad to be done with it. But they soon find out that winning was only the beginning, now they're forced to play in the National circuit, and risk wasting their whole summer. There's only one way out: Lose, and lose big.moreless - Ep 4Best Friends Forever3/30/05
In this Emmy winning episode, Kenny is the first kid in South Park to get the new Playstation Portable; a device that was actually created by God to determine who has the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan. Things get complicated when Kenny is brought back to life but resides in a vegetative state.moreless - Ep 3Wing3/23/05
Realizing that they can cash in on other's talents by acting as clients, the gang successfully charms Token in to letting them represent him. When another talent agency steals him away, they find their next star in Wing, the wife of Mr. Lu Kim. - Ep 2Die Hippie, Die3/16/05
There's a mass influx of hippies coming into South Park, and Cartman is intent on putting a stop to them. - Ep 1Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina3/9/05
Mr. Garrison decides to get a sex change operation, a vaginaplasty which prompts Kyle to want a negroplasty so he can be tall and black enough to play basketball.
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Season 8
- Ep 14Woodland Critter Christmas12/15/04
It's Christmas in South Park once again. This year Stan, the boy with the red poof-ball hat, finds himself helping out a group of adorable critters that live in the forest. They ask him to help protect their pregnant friend, who will give birth to their Lord's son. Everything is going well until Stan learns who these critters worship.moreless - Ep 13Cartman's Incredible Gift12/8/04
Cartman suffers a head wound after trying to fly from the top of his roof. When he awakens, he believes he has psychic powers. When a serial killer comes to South Park, Cartman will use his gift to find him...or will he? - Ep 12Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset12/1/04
Paris Hilton has opened a new clothing store at the South Park Mall and Wendy thinks it demeans women. After finding no help in her parents, Wendy turns to one man for help: Mr. Slave. - Ep 11Quest for Ratings11/17/04
South Park Elementary has a closed circuit television network. Jimmy and "Rick" Cartman are the anchors for "Super School News." Stan reports on school lunches, Butters covers the celebrity watch, Token does the weather and Kyle covers sports. All is going well until Craig premieres a new show that gets much higher ratings than the boys' news program. So, they set out to get better ratings by finding a great story.moreless - Ep 10Pre-School11/10/04
A horrible secret from their days in Pre-School comes back to haunt the boys. Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall, and he's out for revenge for a crime he didn't commit. - Ep 9Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes11/3/04
The Mega-store that is Wall-Mart finally opens in South Park. But the store seems to have a strange power over the townsfolk...they can't stop themselves from buying items at Wall-Mart's low, low prices. - Ep 8Douche and Turd10/27/04
Kyle and Cartman are fighting about who would make a better school mascot, now that the South Park Cows are considered offensive by PETA. Kyle thinks it should be a Giant Douche, while Cartman believes it should be a Turd Sandwich. Stan on the other hand, could care less, and refuses to participate in the vote.moreless - Ep 7Goobacks4/28/04
The citizens of South Park find themselves in a bad spot when people from the future start traveling back in time to find work. The future is such an overcrowded, desolate place that the only work to be found, lies in the past. How will the townsfolk react when they lose their job to a Gooback?moreless - Ep 6The Jeffersons4/21/04
There's a new neighbor in South Park, Mr. Jefferson, and he loves children so much, he has all sorts of toys, rides, and food. But is Mr. Jefferson just your average neighbor, or is he hiding a secret? - Ep 5AWESOM-O4/14/04
A special package arrives for Butters from Japan. It's AWESOM-O! His very own personal robot. Butters tells AWESOM-O all his secrets, but also one of Cartman's. Upon realizing that Butters has a tape of him making a fool of himself, Cartman keeps up the AWESOM-O charade in order to find that tape.moreless - Ep 4You Got F'd in the A4/7/04
The boys find themselves humiliated on the street when a bunch of O.C. kids come up and "serve" the boys by out-dancing them. Stan takes it upon himself to put together a team to get South Park's honor back in the world of competitive dancing.
- Ep 3The Passion of the Jew3/31/04
Kyle finally sees The Passion of the Christ, and is horrified by it. Cartman on the other hand, is organizing Passion fans to get others involved in the film so they can perform a cleansing. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see it, and believe that Mel Gibson should give them their money back. So, they set off to find him in Malibu.moreless - Ep 2Up the Down Steroid3/24/04
Jimmy and Timmy are competing in the Special Olympics, but Jimmy is using steroids to gain the edge on the competition.
Once Cartman finds out that the winner will receive a $1000 cash prize, he devises a plan to get into the event, thinking he can easily beat all the handicapped kids and win the money.moreless - Ep 1Good Times With Weapons3/17/04
The boys buy Martial Arts weapons from the county fair, and turn into Ninja warriors (complete with Anime-style animation). However, when one of Kenny's ninja stars gets thrown into Butters' eye, the boys must do the only logical thing possible, dress Butters up as a dog and take him to the vet. Their parents cannot find out that they were playing with weapons.moreless
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