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    • Scott Tenorman Must Die
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      7/11/01
      9.6
      Cartman gets pubic hair. But Cartman doesn't get just any pubes; he buys some from one of the older kids at South Park Elementary, Scott Tenorman. Cartman wants to show the other boys that he can be the first kid in the fourth grade with this mark of manliness, until everyone tells him that pubes don't count unless he grows his own. Cartman seeks wicked revenge on Scott Tenorman when he won't give him his money back.moreless
    • Infused with the spirit of Gandalf and Frodo, the boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store. Meanwhile, Butters watches his first porno.
    • Make Love, Not Warcraft
      Season 10 - Episode 8
      10/4/06
      9.5
      A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft® and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
    • Imaginationland: Episode II
      Season 11 - Episode 11
      10/24/07
      9.4
      Stan and Kyle are being held captive at the Pentagon until they tell the government exactly how they got into Imaginationland. Elsewhere…Cartman will not give up his quest to make Kyle follow through on their bet to suck his balls.
    • Casa Bonita
      Season 7 - Episode 11
      11/12/03
      9.4
      Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.
    • Imaginationland: Episode III
      Season 11 - Episode 12
      10/31/07
      9.4
      While inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters must fight for their lives against an army of evil imaginary forces. The Supreme Court declares imaginary creatures not real and plans to nuke Imaginationland, and now Kyle and Cartman have to convince the U.S. military to abort the operation.
    • AWESOM-O
      Season 8 - Episode 5
      4/14/04
      9.4
      A special package arrives for Butters from Japan. It's AWESOM-O! His very own personal robot. Butters tells AWESOM-O all his secrets, but also one of Cartman's. Upon realizing that Butters has a tape of him making a fool of himself, Cartman keeps up the AWESOM-O charade in order to find that tape.moreless
    • You Have 0 Friends
      Season 14 - Episode 4
      4/7/10
      9.4
      Even though Stan and Kyle have been friends for years, it doesn't mean anything if Stan won't "friend" him. Kyle "friended" the wrong person so now all his other friends are deserting him left and right. With his problem getting worse by the minute, Kyle turns to the one person who's always been there for him.moreless
    • Simpsons Already Did It
      Season 6 - Episode 8
      6/26/02
      9.4
      The boys break into Ms. Choksondiks' autopsy to retrieve Cartman's Sea men from her stomach. Meanwhile, as Professor Chaos, Butters moves forward with yet another diabolical plan to destroy the world.
    • The Death of Eric Cartman
      Season 9 - Episode 6
      4/13/05
      9.4
      After Cartman performs a truly despicable act, the boys decide that everyone should ignore Cartman to teach him a lesson. Cartman soon comes to the conclusion that he's dead, and the only person that seems to be able to see him is Butters.
    • The Jeffersons
      Season 8 - Episode 6
      4/21/04
      9.4
      There's a new neighbor in South Park, Mr. Jefferson, and he loves children so much, he has all sorts of toys, rides, and food. But is Mr. Jefferson just your average neighbor, or is he hiding a secret?
    • Chinpokomon
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      11/3/99
      9.4
      The kids in South Park have fallen victim to the latest fad: Chinpokomon, a Japanese cartoon/toy line/video game. The adults are concerned about the odd behavior of the children, who have started speaking in Japanese and resembling anime characters. It is soon discovered that Chinpokomon is actually a ploy by the Japanese to overthrow the American government with a loyal horde of brainwashed child-soldiers. To avoid fighting a war against Japan and their own children the adults set out to stop them.moreless
    • A Ladder to Heaven
      Season 6 - Episode 14
      11/6/02
      9.4
      Stan, Kyle and Cartman want Kenny back so badly (well, his winning ticket stub for a free candy shopping spree), they'll try anything. They decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find Kenny and bring his winning ticket stub back to South Park. But Kenny isn't the only one residing in Heaven… when we last checked, Saddam Hussein was being detained in paradise as well. As their ladder stretches skyward, the U.S. government carefully monitors the boys' progress. Will the boys find Kenny, or his ticket stub? And, is Saddam stockpiling weapons of mass destruction in Heaven?moreless
    • Kenny Dies
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      12/5/01
      9.3
      Cartman comes into possession of a truckload of fetuses that he can’t sell thanks to a recent government ruling on stem cell research. When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan has trouble dealing with it, but Cartman uses it to lobby Congress to restore stem cell research.
    • The Biggest Douche in the Universe
      Season 6 - Episode 17
      11/27/02
      9.3
      When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boy's encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.moreless
    • Christian Rock Hard
      Season 7 - Episode 9
      10/29/03
      9.3
      The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.
    • Cartman Joins NAMBLA
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      6/21/00
      9.3
      Cartman feels that he cannot relate to the other boys anymore, so he goes on the internet to find more mature friends. Naturally, he attracts a lot of attention in a chat room for men who like young boys. He tries meeting a couple of them, but each new friend ends up getting arrested by the FBI. He goes to Mephesto to create a mature friend for him, but Mephesto instead recommends that he attend his local chapter of NAMBLA. Cartman shows up at a hotel hosting a convention for the North American Man-Boy Love Association, and he is invited to be their poster boy. They plan a party and tell Cartman to invite all his young male friends to join. Meanwhile Kenny has been trying to prevent his parents from having another child.moreless
    • Best Friends Forever
      Season 9 - Episode 4
      3/30/05
      9.3
      In this Emmy winning episode, Kenny is the first kid in South Park to get the new Playstation Portable; a device that was actually created by God to determine who has the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan. Things get complicated when Kenny is brought back to life but resides in a vegetative state.moreless
    • Medicinal Fried Chicken
      Season 14 - Episode 3
      3/31/10
      9.3
      The new state law in Colorado says it's ok to smoke marijuana if you have a doctor's note. So Randy decides he's going to be the first in line for some, except without anything wrong with him, he's turned away and must come up with a medical malady to get his hands on the drug. Meanwhile, Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken restaurant back.moreless
    • You're Getting Old (1)
      Season 15 - Episode 7
      6/8/11
      9.3
      After Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, he begins to see everything differently. The other boys think he's become a major buzz-kill and start to avoid hanging out with him. When Stan and Kyle have a major blow up, the very fabric of South Park begins to unravel.
    • Good Times With Weapons
      Season 8 - Episode 1
      3/17/04
      9.3
      The boys buy Martial Arts weapons from the county fair, and turn into Ninja warriors (complete with Anime-style animation). However, when one of Kenny's ninja stars gets thrown into Butters' eye, the boys must do the only logical thing possible, dress Butters up as a dog and take him to the vet. Their parents cannot find out that they were playing with weapons.moreless
    • Le Petit Tourette
      Season 11 - Episode 8
      10/3/07
      9.3

      After seeing a kid with Tourette's Syndrome at the toy store, Cartman becomes obsessed with it. He finds out that with Tourette's, he can say whatever he wants without consequence. Naturally, he calls Dateline so he can get on National TV and take full advantage of his new found life.

    • The List
      Season 11 - Episode 14
      11/14/07
      9.3
      The fourth grade girls have compiled a secret list that rates all the boys from the cutest to the ugliest. But when the boys steal the list, the results are not what they expected… The boys are about to find out just how manipulative and crazy little girls can be.
    • Raisins
      Season 7 - Episode 14
      12/10/03
      9.3
      In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins(a junior Hooters)so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to Raisins does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.
    • Tsst
      Season 10 - Episode 7
      5/3/06
      9.3
      When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, “The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
    • Butters' Very Own Episode
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      12/12/01
      9.3
      Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son (she doesn’t know she failed) they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s.moreless
    • Cartmanland
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      7/25/01
      9.3
      Cartman inherits one million dollars, which allows him to fulfill the dream of owning his own amusement park that he calls “Cartmanland.” Upon hearing the news of Cartman’s good fortune a hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle’s ass causing him to question the existence of a God who can make someone like Cartman happy.moreless
    • Trapped in the Closet
      Season 9 - Episode 12
      11/16/05
      9.3
      Stan finds out that he's depressed after taking a test given to him by Scientologists. After joining his new religion, the other members realize that he is the reincarnation of their leader. Upon hearing this, the Scientology masses arrive outside his house, but several members end up in the closet instead.moreless
    • Night of the Living Homeless
      Season 11 - Episode 7
      4/18/07
      9.3
      The number of homeless people in South Park is increasing as they eat, sleep, and beg for change across the town. While the adults try to find creative solutions to deal with the homeless, the boys are trying to figure out a way to solve the problem for good.
    • 200 (1)
      Season 14 - Episode 5
      4/14/10
      9.3
      While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park. This could be the thing that destroys South Park forever.
    • Professor Chaos
      Season 6 - Episode 6
      4/10/02
      9.3
      Stan, Kyle and Cartman are not pleased with the job Butters is doing as the their replacement friend. Since Kenny died, Butters has taken his place in the group and the boys think he really sucks at it and decide to fire him. Cartman, Stan and Kyle end up having to hold auditions for a new kid to take dear sweet Kenny's place. Butters of course, is devastated over the loss of his new found best buddies and the trauma of it all unleashes his alter ego "Professor Chaos"moreless
    • Woodland Critter Christmas
      Season 8 - Episode 14
      12/15/04
      9.2
      It's Christmas in South Park once again. This year Stan, the boy with the red poof-ball hat, finds himself helping out a group of adorable critters that live in the forest. They ask him to help protect their pregnant friend, who will give birth to their Lord's son. Everything is going well until Stan learns who these critters worship.moreless
    • Pre-School
      Season 8 - Episode 10
      11/10/04
      9.2
      A horrible secret from their days in Pre-School comes back to haunt the boys. Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall, and he's out for revenge for a crime he didn't commit.
    • The Death Camp of Tolerance
      Season 6 - Episode 16
      11/20/02
      9.2
      The boys are sent away to learn "cultural sensitivity" and Mr. Garrison is back as the boys' 4th Grade Teacher. Ever since Ms. Chokosondik's untimely demise at the end of the spring season, Stan, Kyle and Cartman have been without a teacher. Principal Victoria rescues Mr. Garrison from his stint with the "booger- eating, pants crapping kindergarteners" and promotes him to teach the 4th grade. Informed that fourth graders are a little too old for Mr. Hat, Garrison comes to class with a new, and even more inappropriate, assistant.moreless
    • Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
      Season 10 - Episode 10
      10/18/06
      9.2
      Cartman, South Park Elementary’s new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a student in his jurisdiction. He helps Kyle stop his little brother’s affair with his “Nice” hot teacher.
    • It Hits the Fan
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      6/20/01
      9.2
      The you-know-what hits the fan a 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world.moreless
    • Proper Condom Use
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      8/1/01
      9.2
      Discussion of AIDS among the kids alarms the parents, who call the school to get some sex education going on. Mr. Mackey takes the boys into one room, Ms. Choksondik into another, and neither of them does a good job at teaching about sex. The boys and the girls harden their positions until a gender war breaks out. Ms. Choksondik and Mr. Mackey discover love and sex on their own - until an explosion rocks the town. Chef has to intervene and clear things up for the kids.moreless
    • Cartman Sucks
      Season 11 - Episode 2
      3/14/07
      9.2
      Butters' dad sends him off to special camp to “Pray the Gay Away” when he believes that his son is bi-curious after catching him in a compromising position with Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman does his best to retrieve a photo of him in that compromising position before too many people find out about it.moreless
    • Child Abduction is Not Funny
      Season 6 - Episode 12
      7/24/02
      9.2
      After a kidnapper attempts to abduct Tweek, a series of breaking news events related to child abductions begins to worry the town's parents. This eventually brings them to the conclusion that they must barricade themselves behind a great wall to protect their children. Fortunately for them, a local City Wok owner has just the skills the townsfolk are looking for.moreless
    • With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
      Season 11 - Episode 1
      3/7/07
      9.2
      Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Token’s feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can't stop himself from laughing at him.
    • The Snuke
      Season 11 - Episode 4
      3/28/07
      9.2
      The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton for a big campaign rally. Meanwhile, Cartman suspects that a new Muslim student is involved in a possible terrorist attack. Every minute counts for Cartman as he uses his own interrogation methods on his suspect. But could the plan to target Clinton be just the tip of the iceberg?moreless
    • It's a Jersey Thing
      Season 14 - Episode 9
      10/13/10
      9.2
      Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey! South Park is in danger of becoming West Jersey within the week. As the Jerseyites spill into Colorado and approach South Park, Randy and the boys stand strong against the onslaught.
    • Toilet Paper
      Season 7 - Episode 3
      4/2/03
      9.2
      The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher's house in revenge.
    • The Losing Edge
      Season 9 - Episode 5
      4/6/05
      9.2
      The South Park boys are playing the final Little League game of the season. They win, and are glad to be done with it. But they soon find out that winning was only the beginning, now they're forced to play in the National circuit, and risk wasting their whole summer. There's only one way out: Lose, and lose big.moreless
    • 11/3/04
      9.2
      The Mega-store that is Wall-Mart finally opens in South Park. But the store seems to have a strange power over the townsfolk...they can't stop themselves from buying items at Wall-Mart's low, low prices.
    • Gnomes
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      12/16/98
      9.2
      To keep the school board from firing him for incompetence, Mr. Garrison assigns group oral reports to his class. The boys are put in a group with Tweek, the jittery son of a coffee shop owner. Tweek suggests doing the report on the underpants gnomes that steal his underwear. Meanwhile Mr. Tweek is offered $500,000 by Mr. Postum, who wants to turn his store into a "Harbucks" franchise. Mr. Tweek rejects the offer, and that night suggests that the boys do their report on how large corporations try to push out small business. Mr. Tweek writes the report himself and gives it to the boys. The board likes the report and uses the boys to put up a proposition to keep Harbucks out of South Park. Meanwhile the boys seek help from the underpants gnomes to teach them about big corporations.moreless
    • T.M.I.
      Season 15 - Episode 4
      5/18/11
      9.2
      Cartman is furious when he believes that the school has posted their penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit; takes matters into his own hands and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.
    • The Poor Kid
      Season 15 - Episode 14
      11/16/11
      9.2

      With their parents in jail, Kenny and his brother and sister find themselves in the foster care system. Cartman is sincerely disturbed when Kenny is taken away. He doesn't know who to rip on for being the poorest kid in school anymore.

    • Die Hippie, Die
      Season 9 - Episode 2
      3/16/05
      9.2
      There's a mass influx of hippies coming into South Park, and Cartman is intent on putting a stop to them.
    • Fat Butt and Pancake Head
      Season 7 - Episode 5
      4/16/03
      9.2
      For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the puppet insists they make a music video, which launches the hand puppet's musical career. There's just one problem, the REAL J-Lo shows up to protest the hand's authenticity.moreless
    • Cripple Fight
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      6/27/01
      9.2
      The boys go to their first night as Cub Scouts, where they discover that Big Gay Al is their troop leader. Al is thrown out of the Scouts when it is acknowledged that he is gay, so he files a lawsuit. The boys come to his defense, with the help of the new “handi-capable” kid, Jimmy; however, both Timmy and Jimmy believe that there is only room for one disabled Cub Scout and they start fighting with each other. Meanwhile, Big Gay Al’s replacement as Scout leader seems like he would be more suited to be a member of NAMBLA.moreless
    • Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
      Season 8 - Episode 12
      12/1/04
      9.2
      Paris Hilton has opened a new clothing store at the South Park Mall and Wendy thinks it demeans women. After finding no help in her parents, Wendy turns to one man for help: Mr. Slave.
    • The Last of the Meheecans
      Season 15 - Episode 9
      10/12/11
      9.2

      What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.

    • Marjorine
      Season 9 - Episode 9
      10/26/05
      9.1
      When Cartman finds out that the girls have a device that can see into the future, the boys come up with a plan to have Butters go undercover to get it.
    • Ass Burgers (2)
      Season 15 - Episode 8
      10/5/11
      9.1

      Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's Syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries. Will anything ever be the same in South Park again?

    • Fantastic Easter Special
      Season 11 - Episode 5
      4/4/07
      9.1
      Stan wants to know the real reason kids have to decorate eggs for Easter, and what, if anything eggs and bunnies have to do with Jesus dying for his sins. To get to the bottom of it, Kyle and Stan get wrapped up in a bizarre society that guards a legendary secret.moreless
    • Red Hot Catholic Love
      Season 6 - Episode 9
      7/3/02
      9.1
      When the Catholic Church scandal negatively impacts church attendance in South Park, Priest Maxi travels to Rome to confront religious leaders about a solution. After intensive counseling about the issue, the boys try to understand why anyone would want to put something up their butts.
    • My Future Self n' Me
      Season 6 - Episode 18
      12/4/02
      9.1
      The Osbournes in South Park? A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Cartman starts a new business, the business of revenge.moreless
    • The Wacky Molestation Adventure
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      12/13/00
      9.1
      So that he can attend the “Raging Pussies” concert, Kyle calls the police and accuses his parents of "molestering" him. Soon all the children have called the police on their parents and they are the only ones left populating the town. When a couple breaks down while passing through town they find themselves in a town divided, one side Treasure Cove is controlled by Stan and Kyle, the other “Smiley Town” is controlled by Cartman. Meanwhile, the children’s parents get the help they need to keep them from sexually abusing their children.moreless
    • Up the Down Steroid
      Season 8 - Episode 2
      3/24/04
      9.1
      Jimmy and Timmy are competing in the Special Olympics, but Jimmy is using steroids to gain the edge on the competition.

      Once Cartman finds out that the winner will receive a $1000 cash prize, he devises a plan to get into the event, thinking he can easily beat all the handicapped kids and win the money.moreless
    • Fat Camp
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      12/6/00
      9.1
      The adults are concerned for Cartman's health, so they arrange for him to go to fat camp. Once he's there, he arranges for another kid to stand in for him and sneak food into the camp from the school. At the same time, the kid shows that Cartman has been losing weight, but Kyle gets suspicious, as he knows no one gets skinny as quickly as Cartman seems to have done. Meanwhile, Cartman is found out and banned from the camp. The kid is sent in to replace Kenny in the Krazy Kenny show, as Kenny himself seems to have been arrested for ... indecent behavior with Howard Sternmoreless
    • Cartman's Incredible Gift
      Season 8 - Episode 13
      12/8/04
      9.1
      Cartman suffers a head wound after trying to fly from the top of his roof. When he awakens, he believes he has psychic powers. When a serial killer comes to South Park, Cartman will use his gift to find him...or will he?
    • Grey Dawn
      Season 7 - Episode 10
      11/5/03
      9.1
      Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.
    • Crack Baby Athletic Association
      Season 15 - Episode 5
      5/25/11
      9.1
      Cartman starts a new business venture called "The Crack Baby Athletic Association," and he extends to Kyle the opportunity to get in the company on the ground floor; Cartman finds a protégé to help him in his endeavors.
    • 1%
      Season 15 - Episode 12
      11/2/11
      9.1

      The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman's failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him?

    • Towelie
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      8/8/01
      9.1
      The boys get a new video game system and plan to play it for the entire weekend, but their plan is interrupted when they meet Towelie. Towelie is a genetically engineered towel created by the government. When the government finds out the boys know about Towelie, they steal the boy’s game system and oblivious to everything going on around them the boys stop at nothing to get it back.moreless
    • Insheeption
      Season 14 - Episode 10
      10/20/10
      9.1
      When he's sent to the school counselor to talk about his disorder, Stan realizes that he's not the only one who has a problem. When Mr. Mackey and Stan agree to surrender themselves to the hoarding experts, Stan gets a more than a glimpse of what it was like for Mr. Mackey in the 4th grade at South Park Elementary.moreless
    • City Sushi
      Season 15 - Episode 6
      6/1/11
      9.1
      It's time for Butters to learn the truth about himself when he is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. Meanwhile, the owner of City Wok finds himself with some competition when City Sushi comes to town.
    • Red Sleigh Down
      Season 6 - Episode 19
      12/11/02
      9.1
      Once again, it's Christmas time in South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the "naughty" column. He has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.moreless
    • 4th Grade
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      11/8/00
      9.1
      With Mr. Garrison missing, and a new school year beginning, it's time to enter the fourth grade. The new teacher is Ms. Choksondik, a woman who actually seems intent on teaching the class. The students miss the third grade already, so they enlist two local college students to build a time machine to take them back. In the present, Ms. Choksondik is becoming increasingly frustrated with her inattentive class, so she hunts down Mr. Garrison to learn how to manage the class. Meanwhile Mr. Garrison is coming to grips wirh his sexuality.moreless
    • Go, God. Go! Part II
      Season 10 - Episode 13
      11/8/06
      9.1
      Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, and worst of all: No Nintendo Wii! Will Cartman get out of this crazy future? Or will he be doomed to never get his hands on the Wii?moreless
    • The Entity
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      11/21/01
      9.1
      Kyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents an alternative form of transportation that requires the rider to use more than just their hands and legs to control it.moreless
    • Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      4/12/00
      9.1
      Cartman throws a rock at Token's head, but instead of detention, he is tried and convicted for a federal hate crime. The other boys need Cartman for ballast in their sled race, so they try to help him escape. When that doesn't work, they give a presentation to the governor that illustrates the hypocrisy of "hate crime" legislation. Meanwhile Cartman Is finding It hard to adapt to life on the inside.moreless
    • Cartoon Wars (2)
      Season 10 - Episode 4
      4/12/06
      9.1
      With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.
    • Margaritaville
      Season 13 - Episode 3
      3/25/09
      9.1
      While the entire town is busy pointing fingers over who's to blame for the economy, Randy steps forward with a solution for the financial woes. With everyone in town helping, they all start to live without any economy at all. Elsewhere, the ultimate sacrifice is made by an unlikely savior in a bid to fix the town's problems.moreless
    • All About the Mormons?
      Season 7 - Episode 12
      11/19/03
      9.1
      A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.
    • Canceled
      Season 7 - Episode 1
      3/19/03
      9.1
      The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the other boys identify as visitors.

      What's going on in South Park? Did the boys travel back in time, or is some sinister force at work?moreless
    • Quest for Ratings
      Season 8 - Episode 11
      11/17/04
      9.1
      South Park Elementary has a closed circuit television network. Jimmy and "Rick" Cartman are the anchors for "Super School News." Stan reports on school lunches, Butters covers the celebrity watch, Token does the weather and Kyle covers sports. All is going well until Craig premieres a new show that gets much higher ratings than the boys' news program. So, they set out to get better ratings by finding a great story.moreless
    • Rainforest Schmainforest
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      4/7/99
      9.1
      A choir group, "Getting Gay With Kids," visits South Park to recruit more kids for their upcoming concert in Costa Rica for the benefit of the rain forests. The boys are forced to join by Mr. Mackey as a punishment for their unruly behavior in class. In Costa Rica, they leave the "comfort" of the capital to take a tour of a nearby rain forest. Their guide is eventually devoured by a snake, and they become stranded.moreless
    • Lil' Crime Stoppers
      Season 7 - Episode 6
      4/23/03
      9.1
      The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the Chief makes them "real" junior detectives and gives them their first assignment: breaking up a meth lab. The boys soon learn being real detectives isn't as fun as they thought.moreless
    • Imaginationland
      Season 11 - Episode 10
      10/17/07
      9.1

      Cartman seeing a leprechaun is only the start of trouble when the boys find themselves with the entirety of the world's imagination laid out in front of them. Unfortunately, their newfound knowledge is wanted by the U.S. Government.

    • Ginger Kids
      Season 9 - Episode 11
      11/9/05
      9.0
      After giving a presentation on 'Ginger Kids' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them. To teach him a lesson, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny sneak in to his room and use makeup to give him the appearance of a Ginger. Their lesson is not realized when Cartman begins to rally his fellow Gingers against the other kids.moreless
    • The Passion of the Jew
      Season 8 - Episode 4
      3/31/04
      9.0
      Kyle finally sees The Passion of the Christ, and is horrified by it. Cartman on the other hand, is organizing Passion fans to get others involved in the film so they can perform a cleansing. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see it, and believe that Mel Gibson should give them their money back. So, they set off to find him in Malibu.moreless
    • Major Boobage
      Season 12 - Episode 3
      3/26/08
      9.0
      In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys try to help Kenny kick the latest drug craze that has become a hit with schoolchildren across the nation. Once Kenny cheeses, he trips into a world that he can truly enjoy..
    • Asspen
      Season 6 - Episode 2
      3/13/02
      9.0
      When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race. The grand vacation begins when the boy's parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen, but of course, there's a catch: they have to attend one meeting about time-share opportunities. Meanwhile on the slopes, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to race the best skier on the mountainmoreless
    • Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (1)
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      2/25/98
      9.0
      Cartman has been absent for school for some time, and the boys go to his house to find out what's wrong. Cartman has become depressed about not having a father. Cartman confronts his Mother about it, and she says that he was conceived at the 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan enter a videotape they made of Cartman holding a tea party with stuffed animals in the weekly contest held by America’s Stupidest Home Videos.moreless
    • South Park is Gay!
      Season 7 - Episode 8
      10/22/03
      9.0
      The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.moreless
    • Freak Strike
      Season 6 - Episode 3
      3/20/02
      9.0
      The kids learn that Talk Shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people who appear on their show. They immediately sign Butters up as a guest with a a strange deformity. With the help of some strategic physical enhancement, Butters is sure to beat out all the other freaks and win a prize. However, when there isn't enough of Butters' prize to go around Cartman makes a bid for his own guest spot with Maury when he talks him mom into joining him on the segment entitled, "Please Help My Out of Control Child"moreless
    • Coon 2: Hindsight (1)
      Season 14 - Episode 11
      10/27/10
      9.0
      The "Coon and Friends" set out to help the victims of BP's latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Much to the Coon's dismay, another superhero gets there first and everyone seems to like him.
    • The Return of Chef!
      Season 10 - Episode 1
      3/22/06
      9.0
      The town is excited when Chef returns to town after world traveling with the “Super Adventure Club,” but the boys notice something is different about Chef. It seems that Chef’s new sense of adventure has gotten the better of him and the boys try to save him.
    • Super Fun Time
      Season 12 - Episode 7
      4/23/08
      9.0
      Mr. Garrison takes the kids on an educational field trip to a living museum, Pioneer Village, where all the workers remain dedicated to staying in character. While there, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
    • 201 (2)
      Season 14 - Episode 6
      4/21/10
      9.0

      With Muhammad at the center of hostage negotiations between the town of South Park and both the Ginger kids and Tom Cruise's army of celebrities, the burning question on everyone's mind is...

      Who is Eric Cartman's father?!.

    • Fun With Veal
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      3/27/02
      9.0
      Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he's been eating is, in fact, the meat from precious little baby calves. He and the boys save the soon-to-be slaughtered calves by kidnapping them from the farm and hiding them in Stan's bedroom. When the police show up, the boys refuse to give up the animals and a standoff ensues. Cartman steps up to the megaphone and assumes the role of negotiator.moreless
    • Spooky Fish
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      10/28/98
      9.0
      Mrs. Marsh's monthly visitor, Aunt Flo, gives Stan a goldfish for a present. Stan thinks it's spooky, but his mother makes him graciously accept it. The fish begins to kill people and his Mother believes it to be Stan, not the fish. Meanwhile, there is another Cartman walking around, who is an alternate version of his normal self walking around South Park. They soon come to realize that all the trouble is coming from the Indian Burial Ground pet store, and they set out to stop it.moreless
    • Crème Fraiche
      Season 14 - Episode 14
      11/17/10
      9.0
      Stan's life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randy's obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. When his mom takes off with her "new interest", Stan is left behind to pick up the pieces.
    • 10/19/05
      9.0
      After playing in a boat, Stan and Cartman accidentally flood the nearby town of Beaverton. The adults however find another cause for the flood: Global Warming.
    • Krazy Kripples
      Season 7 - Episode 2
      3/26/03
      9.0
      Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth. They then decide to seek out a gang with similar feelings. It's safe to say Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are staying out of this one.moreless
    • The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      4/5/00
      9.0
      The boys start a small scam where they steal money left by the "tooth fairy" for other children. The operation becomes too conspicuous and unprofitable in South Park, so they try a rich Denver suburb. They find that a powerful syndicate already exists there, run by a kid named Loogie. The boys start working for him, but Cartman wants to make his own big score, without earning for Loogie.moreless
    • I'm A Little Bit Country
      Season 7 - Episode 4
      4/9/03
      9.0
      After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he's going to figure out a way to flashback to the past and learn all about history first hand.
    • Timmy! 2000
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      4/19/00
      9.0

      A new student in Mr. Garrison’s class has a problem; he is handicapped and can only say his name. The faculty believes that Timmy has ADD, which means he doesn’t have to do any homework. Everyone in the class soon manages to get diagnosed with ADD so that they don’t have to do any homework either. A side effect from the drug is the complacency that will let them sit through an entire Phil Collins concert.

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    • Fatbeard
      Season 13 - Episode 7
      4/22/09
      9.0
      Cartman decides to become a pirate, and takes Butters and a small group of recruits with him to help make his dream come true.
    • Free Hat
      Season 6 - Episode 10
      7/10/02
      9.0
      The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop this injustice, they go off to find Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.moreless
    • Super Best Friends
      Super Best Friends
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      7/4/01
      9.0
      Stan and Kyle are lured into a cult called Blainetology after David Blaine performs some street magic and passes out some information on himself and his cult. Stan snaps out of it and calls upon Jesus to help him out. Jesus in turns calls upon his superfriends, which includes other deities and religious leaders, to help Stan rescue Kyle and to stop Blaine from converting the rest of the US to his cult.moreless
    • Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
      Season 6 - Episode 11
      7/17/02
      9.0
      When Bebe starts "blossoming into womanhood", the boys in South Park start to revert to Neanderthal-like creatures that fight for her affection. The girls are no help either as they constantly call Bebe derogatory names.
    • It's Christmas in Canada
      Season 7 - Episode 15
      12/17/03
      9.0
      When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada.
    • Black Friday
      Season 17 - Episode 7
      11/13/13
      9.0

      Randy works as a security guard at the South Park Mall. Kids separate into Xbox1 & PS4 battle groups.

    • Go God Go (1)
      Season 10 - Episode 12
      11/1/06
      9.0
      The topic of evolution is introduced to the 4th graders of South Park Elementary and while their teacher is against the theory a change of mind has implications for the future. And speaking of the future, Cartman is trying to send himself there; to the exact date that the newest video game console, the Nintendo Wii is being released.moreless
    • You Got F'd in the A
      Season 8 - Episode 4
      4/7/04
      9.0

      The boys find themselves humiliated on the street when a bunch of O.C. kids come up and "serve" the boys by out-dancing them. Stan takes it upon himself to put together a team to get South Park's honor back in the world of competitive dancing.

    • Jared Has Aides
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      3/6/02
      9.0
      As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. Butters begins a regimen to drop some pounds but when he begins to gain weight in this program, his parents ground him. The plot thickens when the rival weight-loss spokesman finally "comes out" with the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat.moreless
    • 7/12/00
      9.0
      Cartman has a dream about being in a successful boy band, so he convinces the other boys to join him, in hopes of making $10,000,000. To be a proper boy band, they need five members, so after auditions, they settle on Wendy, and dress her up as a boy. The band, called "Fingerbang", gets a gig playing at the South Park Mall. Stan's father, however, refuses to allow him to stay in the band.moreless
    • Over Logging
      Season 12 - Episode 6
      4/16/08
      9.0
      The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that there may still be Internet in California, Randy decides to pack up his family and head out West in search of Internet.
    • Goobacks
      Season 8 - Episode 7
      4/28/04
      9.0
      The citizens of South Park find themselves in a bad spot when people from the future start traveling back in time to find work. The future is such an overcrowded, desolate place that the only work to be found, lies in the past. How will the townsfolk react when they lose their job to a Gooback?moreless
    • Douche and Turd
      Season 8 - Episode 8
      10/27/04
      9.0
      Kyle and Cartman are fighting about who would make a better school mascot, now that the South Park Cows are considered offensive by PETA. Kyle thinks it should be a Giant Douche, while Cartman believes it should be a Turd Sandwich. Stan on the other hand, could care less, and refuses to participate in the vote.moreless
    • Trapper Keeper
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      11/15/00
      9.0
      Kyle comes to school with his new "Dawson's Creek" Trapper Keeper, and wants to show it off, but Cartman upstages him with his highly sophisticated Trapper Keeper. They are visited by a cyborg from the future who calls himself Bill Cosby, and pretends to be a new fourth grade student. Eventually, he reveals his mission, which is to destroy Cartman's Trapper Keeper, thereby preventing a massive human vs. robot war in the future. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison has been re-hired to teach Kindergarten, and there is a dispute beetween Ike and Fillmore as to who should be the class president.moreless
    • Oh Holy Night
      7/4/99
      9.0
      Cartman has to recite the lyrics to the Christmas carol 'Oh holy night', but getting the lyrics wrong in the past, Mr. Garrison lets Kyle electrocute him if he gets it wrong. But, of course Kyle abuses his powers.
    • Guitar Queer-o
      Season 11 - Episode 13
      11/7/07
      8.9
      Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they're breaking high score records and it doesn't take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?moreless
    • Butters' Bottom Bitch
      Season 13 - Episode 9
      10/14/09
      8.9
      Butters has never kissed a girl in his life. Finally fed up with the other boys teasing him, Butters is determined to catch up to the rest of them. Meanwhile, prostitution in South Park has gotten out of control and an overly dedicated cop wages war.
    • Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      11/7/01
      8.9
      Filled with the American spirit and inspired by our President, the children of South Park Elementary have sent their dollars to the children of Afghanistan. When Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman receive a package from the kids they sent the money to, personnel from every government agency descends to investigate. The mysterious contents of the box lead the boys to Afghanistan where Cartman squares off against Osama bin Laden.moreless
    • Red Badge of Gayness
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      11/24/99
      8.9
      South Park holds a Civil War re-enactment, and the boys are cast as the fife-and-drum corps. Cartman's percussion stylings are deemed inappropriate, so he decides to play General Robert E. Lee. Instead of losing that battle yet again, Cartman leads the Confederate players to victory , while they drink plenty of S'more Schnapps. He then leads them across the South, reclaiming the cities and forts that were lost to the Union. He finally marches them to Washington, where he demands sovereignty for the Confederacy.moreless
    • Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
      Season 10 - Episode 9
      10/11/06
      8.9
      Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.
    • Pink Eye
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      10/29/97
      8.9
      The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.moreless
    • Fishsticks
      Season 13 - Episode 5
      4/8/09
      8.9
      Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time and it takes off everywhere. But when someone else takes credit for the joke, the boys are furious.
    • 4/3/02
      8.9
      The new Terrance and Phillip movie is coming out and the boys can't wait to see it! Excited to catch a first look of the new Terrance and Phillip movie, the boys make like Cartman and sit their butts in front of the TV to catch the trailer during a commercial break on the long running series, "Russell Crowe: Fighting Around the World."moreless
    • Hooked on Monkey Fonics
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      11/10/99
      8.9
      The kids from South Park Elementary enter a spelling bee, and lose to the only two kids in town that are home-schooled: Mark and Rebecca. After the exposure to other children, Mark asks to go to public school, where he is berated by his classmates because of his social ineptitude. Meanwhile, Kyle instructs Rebecca on the ways of love and Cartman decides to try home-schooling for himself.moreless
    • Cartoon Wars (1)
      Season 10 - Episode 3
      4/5/06
      8.9
      Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood.
    • Probably (2)
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      7/26/00
      8.9
      Picking up from the previous episode, Cartman's evangelical mission has grown popular with the children of South Park. He plans to build a new church, and his congregation builds. He gets a call from Kenny, who is actually OK after riding underneath the bus all the way to Mexico. Cartman believes this is a message from Hell, but the real story down there is about Satan's torrid night in Saddam's hotel room. Meanwhile on the surface, more divine counsel is given by Jesus, who appears at Cartman's now-profitable church.moreless
    • Canada On Strike
      Season 12 - Episode 4
      4/2/08
      8.9
      The leader of the World Canadian Bureau takes the country into a long and painful strike, demanding "some of that Internet money" from the other Nations. The boys find themselves tasked with resolving the strike so they can see some new episodes of Terrance & Philip.
    • Chickenlover
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      5/27/98
      8.9
      The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can't read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job. While he's there someone in South Park is having sex with the town's chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman can stop them!moreless
    • How to Eat With Your Butt
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      11/14/01
      8.9
      Once Cartman believes he has seen the funniest thing ever, he regretfully realizes he may never see anything as funny again. As part of an elaborate joke, Cartman manages to get Kenny's school picture plastered all over every "missing child" milk carton in the country. Cartman finds everything about his prank funny until a very strange couple turns up in South Park searching for their lost boy.moreless
    • The Hobbit
      Season 17 - Episode 10
      12/11/13
      8.9

      Wendy photoshops fellow cheerleader Lisa Burger, who then becomes popular. Kanye West trys to convince everyone that Kim Kardashian is not a Hobbit.

    • Whale Whores
      Season 13 - Episode 11
      10/28/09
      8.9
      For Stan's birthday, he and his family go to the Denver Aquarium where they plan on swimming with dolphins. Unfortunately things go from bad to worse when the Japanese attack and kill all the dolphins. The Japanese seem hell-bent on killing all the worlds' dolphins and whales, but Stan takes up the cause to try and save the marine animals from senseless slaughter.moreless
    • Worldwide Recorder Concert
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      1/12/00
      8.9
      The third grade class of South Park elementary is invited to play "My Country 'Tis of Thee" at the "4 Million Child Blow 2000" event. When he hears that it's in Arkansas, Mr. Garrison tries to get out of the trip, to avoid contact with his estranged family. After Mr. Mackey forces him to confront his problems, Mr. Garrison reunites with his parents. He tells his father that he has emotional problems because he didn't molest him as a child, giving him a poor self-image. Meanwhile, Cartman is in search of a note on the recorder that causes people to lose control of their bowels.moreless
    • Broadway Bro Down
      Season 15 - Episode 11
      10/26/11
      8.9

      Sharon is thrilled that Randy is making an effort to do more things that she enjoys. But, after he takes her to see a hit musical in Denver, Randy becomes Broadway's biggest fan. Sharon is whisked away to New York and treated to every musical on the Great White Way.

    • Cherokee Hair Tampons
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      6/28/00
      8.9

      Kyle's diabetes has now affected his kidneys, and he desperately needs a transplant. His mother, however, has gotten into a local fad: holistic medicine. Of course, the herbs and roots aren't working, and only Stan seems to understand Kyle's needs. The doctor tells him that only Cartman has a matching kidney for Kyle, but when Stan goes to ask him, Cartman demands $10,000,000. Instead, Stan hatches a scheme to get Cartman's kidney.

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    • The Coon
      Season 13 - Episode 2
      3/18/09
      8.8
      During times of great woe and despair, one young person in South Park takes it upon himself to keep order. "The Coon" rises from the gutter and becomes South Park's sole vigilante…until a rival superhero, "Mysterion" shows up on the scene and challenges "The Coon"'s right to be a beacon for the townsfolk.moreless
    • Dead Celebrities
      Season 13 - Episode 8
      10/7/09
      8.8
      Otherworldly forces are haunting Ike, who's so freaked out that the stress could kill him. Kyle and the rest of the boys bring in professional ghost hunters to see if they can put a stop to the poltergeists tormenting Ike.
    • Butt Out
      Season 7 - Episode 13
      12/3/03
      8.8
      After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.
    • Here Comes the Neighborhood
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      11/28/01
      8.8
      Rich people are moving to "South Park" in droves and the townspeople decide to take a stand. When Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman pick on Token for being the only rich kid in town, Token lures other affluent people like himself to South Park. The townspeople are fed up when all the rich people start moving in, and go to extremes to drive them out..moreless
    • 7/19/00
      8.8
      The boys learn about Hell in church (except, of course, for Kyle), and about baptism, making confession, and taking communion to avoid going there. The priest's sermon motivates the boys to take action, and getting their first communion becomes their primary concern. They tell Kyle, who is now afraid that he will go to Hell because he is Jewish. They are also concerned about Timmy, who cannot confess his sins because he can only say his name. They ask the nun if the mentally handicapped go to Hell, but she has to refer to the Pope. The boys learn that the church will be of little help to them and they start evangelizing on the street. Meanwhile in Hell, Satan has moved in with his new lover, Chris, and is having problems with Saddam Hussein. Continued in Episode 411.moreless
    • About Last Night...
      Season 12 - Episode 12
      11/5/08
      8.8
      The folks in South Park are partying in the streets after a new president is elected. But while the country is celebrating, the President-elect surprises everyone when he shows up at the White House. From the Oval Office, the new president begins to put together a team for the job facing him.moreless
    • A History Channel Thanksgiving
      Season 15 - Episode 13
      11/9/11
      8.8

      After watching a Thanksgiving special on The History Channel, the boys believe that aliens were involved in the original feast. But, questions remain... was the first Thanksgiving haunted? Is alien technology responsible for stuffing? The truth could change Thanksgiving for everyone.

    • Eek, A Penis!
      Season 12 - Episode 5
      4/9/08
      8.8
      With Ms. Garrison out of the school in search of a way to be the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is given authoritah over the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as substitute, Cartman is sent to help inner-city youth.
    • Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      8/13/97
      8.8
      While waiting for the bus, Cartman relates a "dream" he had about being abducted and anally probed by aliens. Kyle's baby brother, Ike, drops by and Kyle plays "kick the baby" until the bus arrives. Then, Kyle and Stan witness aliens abducting Ike while they ride away on the bus. At school, Cartman starts farting flames, but continually denies any actual abduction. Even when an 80-foot satellite dish emerges from his anus, he does not believe. The aliens find the kids by using the satellite dish, Ike escapes the mothership, and Cartman is taken away, only to be ejected later.moreless
    • Chef Goes Nanners
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      7/5/00
      8.8
      Chef organizes a protest against the South Park flag, which depicts four white stick figures hanging a black stick figure, and apparently cheering. He sees it as racist, but Jimbo and many others in the town don't want to lose the history that the flag represents. At South Park Elementary, there is a debate over the issue, with Stan and Kyle leading a team for the flag, and Wendy and Cartman leading the opposition. After working together, Wendy finds that she has an attraction to Cartman.moreless
    • Coon vs. Coon & Friends (3)
      Season 14 - Episode 13
      11/10/10
      8.8
      It seems the Coon is more nefarious than even the dark lord, Cthulhu! While the Coon punishes his former friends, Kenny wrestles with the burden of his superpowers. Will Coon and Friends prevail!? Will Mysterion finally master his death-defying abilities!?!? WHERE IS CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT?!!?!?
    • The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
      Season 14 - Episode 2
      3/24/10
      8.8
      When the boys are allowed to read a banned book in their class, it inspires them to write their own masterpiece. But it isn't long before Stan's mom finds out and the boys have to work fast to stay out of trouble.
    • The Succubus
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      4/21/99
      8.8
      Chef has a new woman enter his life, and he no longer has much time to spend with the boys. He then decides to marry her and get a new job, leaving the school cafeteria to be run by other employees of South Park Elementary. The boys soon discover that the soon-to-be Mrs. Chef is actually an evil Succubus that intends to devour Chef's soul once they get married and set out to stop her.moreless
    • The Ring
      Season 13 - Episode 1
      3/11/09
      8.8
      Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him a special place in her heart…not to mention other body parts. Unfortunately, his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the concert.
    • Free Willzyx
      Season 9 - Episode 13
      11/30/05
      8.8
      When a talking Orca whale, named Willzyx, speaks to Kyle and the boys, they're desperate to get him to his home on the moon. With some help from the other kids of South Park, they risk everything when they break in to the Sea Park and steal him from his tank. Now all they need is a foreign nation that will launch a stolen whale in to space.moreless
    • Ike's Wee Wee
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      5/20/98
      8.8

      The school counselor, Mr. Mackey, lectures Mr. Garrison's class on how drugs are bad . He passes around some marijuana so the kids will know how it smells, but the sample gets lost and the school fires Mr. Mackey. Meanwhile, Ike is going to have his Bris, but when the boys find out what that actually means, Kyle tries to save his little brother from the ceremony.

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    • Sexual Harassment Panda
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      7/7/99
      8.8
      Mr. Garrison invites the Sexual Harassment Panda to his class to tell them about the laws concerning sexual harassment in school. During the presentation, Stan calls Cartman a dirty name with sexual connotations, prompting Cartman to sue him. This turns the town into a hotbed of lawsuits, all being handled by Mr. Broflovski.moreless
    • Mysterion Rises (2)
      Season 14 - Episode 12
      11/3/10
      8.8
      Led by Mysterion, "Coon and Friends" work to help out with the Gulf crisis and stop Cthulhu, but the Coon, recently kicked out of "Coon and Friends," has other ideas.
    • Dances with Smurfs
      Season 13 - Episode 13
      11/11/09
      8.8
      Cartman becomes the voice of change at school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman asks the tough questions and gains a following.
    • 4/22/98
      8.8
      Picks up from Episode 113Who is Eric Cartman's father? Dr. Mephisto knows, and is just about to reveal the information when he is shot, and must be rushed to the hospital. America's Most Wanted comes to South Park and there is a big snowstorm, creating a tight situation. Meanwhile, Liane Cartman seeks help in high places to see if she can get a retroactive abortion.moreless
    • Bass to Mouth
      Season 15 - Episode 10
      10/19/11
      8.8

      The students of South Park Elementary are the victims of a new gossip website. An elusive hacker has somehow gained access into the student's confidential phone calls and e-mails and is posting all their juicy stories. The boys are shocked when they discover the identity of the hacker.

    • Pilot
      Pilot
       
      8.8
      Un-aired and longer version of "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe."

      Kenny dies when he's run over by Officer Barbrady, but Kenny reappears in the end when the boys are waiting for the school bus.
    • Raising the Bar
      Season 16 - Episode 9
      10/3/12
      8.8

      Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn't the only one who finds no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers he has a rival in America's Sweetheart, Honey Boo Boo.

    • Poor and Stupid
      Season 14 - Episode 8
      10/6/10
      8.8
      It's been Eric Cartman's dream to join NASCAR all his life. He is willing to do whatever's necessary to achieve his goal. Cartman hires Butters as his pit boss to gear up for the race of his life.
    • Spontaneous Combustion
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      4/14/99
      8.8

      Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle's dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help is by performing the Stations of the Cross at church crucifying Cartman and waiting three days for his resurrection. Randy Marsh figures out the reason everyone is combusting is because they are withholding their farts.

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    • Hell on Earth 2006
      Season 10 - Episode 11
      10/25/06
      8.8
      Satan is throwing the world's biggest Halloween costume party, and no one is getting in without a blue wrist band. Unfortunately, even Satan can't plan for everything as a religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time might ruin his good time.
    • Death
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      9/17/97
      8.8
      Stan's Grandpa turns 102, and all he wants for his birthday is Stan to kill him. While Kyle is watching Terrance and Phillip, his mother becomes enraged, and calls everybody's parents. Now nobody can watch the show anymore, and the parents organize a movement to end the show. The parents go off to New York to confront the network about the show. Back in South Park Stan begins to sympathize with Grandpa and agrees to kill him. Death shows up but instead goes after the boys.moreless
    • Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2)
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      7/21/99
      8.8

      This is the second episode in a series that follows each boy individually on the same night.
      Stan and his parents attend Mr. Mackey’s meteor shower party, and Stan is sent to the basement, which has become the “Kids’ Room”. Down there are Pip, and two other kids named Butters and Dougie. Meanwhile the bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms has surrounded Mr Mackey’s house, which they believe contains a suicide cult.
      The kid’s become aware of this and set out to save the day.

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    • Breast Cancer Show Ever
      Season 12 - Episode 9
      10/15/08
      8.7
      After she threatens to beat up Cartman after school, Wendy gets in trouble. It seems that no matter how angry Wendy is, all the bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.
    • Chickenpox
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      8/26/98
      8.7
      Shelly gets chicken pox and has to be hospitalized. The doctor explains to Mrs. Marsh that it can be worse for children when they get older. She decides that Stan should get it while he's young, so she convinces the other parents to get all of them infected by sending Stan, Cartman, and Kyle to Kenny's house for a sleep over, since Kenny already has it. Meanwhile, Kyle overhears his mother on the phone talking about the plan and decides it's time to get even.moreless
    • D-Yikes!
      Season 11 - Episode 6
      4/11/07
      8.7
      Once again Mrs. Garrison gets dumped, but this time she decides to take it out on her fourth grade class. When the boys have finally had enough of their teacher's erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, they find out that there are people-for-hire that can help out in any situation. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is finding life without men has its upsides.moreless
    • Tom's Rhinoplasty
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      2/11/98
      8.7
      Mr. Garrison decides to get a nose job. On the day of his operation, he gets Ms. Ellen to substitute for him. After the operation is complete, he discovers that he can have his dream career: hanging out and screwing hot chicks. Now Ms. Ellen is the new teacher, but that is OK because the boys all have a crush on her, especially Stan, which makes Wendy extremely jealous.moreless
    • Prehistoric Ice Man
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      1/20/99
      8.7
      Kyle falls into an ice hole and when Stan comes to rescue him, they find a frozen man embedded in the ice. The boys pull the ice man out, Mephesto takes the ice man back to his laboratory to thaw him out. He discovers that the ice man has been frozen since 1996. The government wants to get him for their own experiments, but Stan and Kyle free him, so the government hires Steve Irwin (from "Crocodile Hunter") to track him down.moreless
    • Starvin' Marvin in Space!
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      11/17/99
      8.7
      An alien from the planet Marklar lands in Ethiopia, but is eaten by lions when he tries to communicate with them. Starvin' Marvin finds the abandoned ship, and goes flying into space, and back down to South Park to visit his foster parents: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. He takes them on a trip to the planet Marklar, and they find that the planet would be an ideal environment for Marvin's family and neighbors.moreless
    • Smug Alert!
      Season 10 - Episode 2
      3/29/06
      8.7
      Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to all buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they’re doing to help save the earth, a stormy dark mass has started accumulating over the town.
    • Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      12/9/98
      8.7
      The boys go to Nebraska to spend the holidays with Cartman's grandparents. Cartman's uncle Howard has to join the family dinner via satellite since he is in prison. That night, he breaks out with the help of his cellmate, Charles Manson. The boys go to the mall to see Mr. Hankey, but Kyle discovers that "Mr. Hankey" is a fake and all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile the cops see Manson and the chase begins.moreless
    • Helen Keller! The Musical
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      11/22/00
      8.7
      The 4th grade is doing their own version of Helen Keller’s story, but when they're told the kindergarteners are putting on a “Thanksgiving extravaganza,” they decide to turn their production into a musical. Timmy is set to star as Helen in the play, but when Timmy's disabled turkey is passed over for a part in the play, Timmy has second thoughts about participating.moreless
    • Follow That Egg
      Season 9 - Episode 10
      11/2/05
      8.7
      The gay marriage debate lands in South Park and unbeknownest to them, Stan & Kyle hold the answer in their hands.
    • The F Word
      Season 13 - Episode 12
      11/4/09
      8.7
      Harley riders have come to South Park and the boys decide it's time to deal with the problem. They throw down the F word and it's on…
    • A Very Crappy Christmas
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      12/20/00
      8.7
      The town has lost its Christmas spirit and the boys want to do something to bring it back. They decide to make their own little Christmas special, seeing as there are so many others out there already. They also run into Mr. Hankey, who has acquired a wife and kids since the boys saw him last, and they find him living in the sewer.moreless
    • Red Man's Greed
      Season 7 - Episode 7
      4/30/03
      8.7
      The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The townfolk only have one night to make $350,000. So they head to the casino...
    • Tweek vs. Craig
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      6/23/99
      8.7
      While the boys are in shop class, they decide to get Tweek and Craig to fight each other. Meanwhile, Kenny avoids the whole mess by taking Home Economics instead. The boys schedule the fight for after school, so that it isn't disrupted by the shop teacher (Mr. Adler), who is still mourning the tragic death of his former fiancee. Tweek and Craig, it turns out, do not know how to fight. The boys take Tweek and Craig under their wing to train them for the big fight.moreless
    • Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      12/29/99
      8.7
      On the eve of the millennium, Cartman announces that he has gotten his period, and therefore has entered puberty. Actually, it was rectal bleeding resulting from a colon infection. Kenny gets his "period" too, and they plan a New Year's celebration alone. Feeling left out, Kyle lies about getting his period, and joins their "goddess" club. Stan decided to go to Dr. Mephesto for hormones, in order to speed up his development. Meanwhile, the world is focused on South Park, since Jesus resides there. To appease people's expectations of the millennium, Jesus puts on a concert in Las Vegas with Rod Stewart.moreless
    • Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      12/17/97
      8.7
      Kyle's mother complains that the Christmas play is favoring Christianity and not catering to people of other religions. Mean while Kyle is visited by Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo who only appears to Kyle. The complaints about the play continue, and all religious elements are removed from the play. Kyle is committed to a mental hospital because everyone thinks he's crazy for believing in Mr. Hankey. When Chef finds out about Kyle he makes everyone believe in Mr. Hankey, who appears finally to everybody.moreless
    • Cat Orgy (1)
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      7/14/99
      8.7
      This is the first episode in a series that follows each boy individually on the same night. Cartman's mother goes to a meteor shower party at Mr. Mackey's and hires Shelly to babysit him. Against Mrs. Cartman's rules, Shelly invites her boyfriend, Skyler to the house. Cartman squares off against Shelly when he tries to prove that she has broken his mother’s rules, but the pair team up when Shelly looks to get revenge on her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Mr. Kitty is out on the town, searching for action.moreless
    • Sexual Healing
      Season 14 - Episode 1
      3/17/10
      8.7
      When the successful men of the world suddenly want to have sex with tons of women, the top scientists in the country are brought together to put a stop to it. Once the testing gets underway, it turns out some of the fourth grade boys of South Park are sex addicts.moreless
    • Damien
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      2/4/98
      8.7

      Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.

    • Insecurity
      Season 16 - Episode 10
      10/10/12
      8.7

      The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is now under suspicion. The luxury of having packages delivered to your doorstep is suddenly a threat to every family in the neighborhood.Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.

    • Lice Capades
      Season 11 - Episode 3
      3/21/07
      8.7
      When a breakout of headlice hits South Park Elementary, Mrs. Garrison refuses to say which child brought the plague to the school. So, Cartman takes it upon himself to find out who it is so the kids can make fun of them. Meanwhile, a louse Travis, is desperate to save his fellow lice from imminent destruction from a conscious world.moreless
    • Starvin' Marvin
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      11/19/97
      8.7
      The boys see a commercial with Sally Struthers about adopting Ethiopian children, and getting a sports watch. Instead of getting the watch, an actual Ethiopian child is sent to South Park. When the charity comes to pick up Starvin' Marvin at Cartman's house, they take Cartman instead. In South Park, Mephesto creates a species of mutant turkeys that terrorize the town, and everybody enters a "Braveheart"-style war with the turkeys.moreless
    • Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      8/19/98
      8.7
      The Sundance Film Festival moves to South Park after its original locale has turned from a quaint mountain town into another Los Angeles. At first, the town is happy to have all the people there boosting the local economy, but the Hollywood types start to impose. This is most harmful to Mr. Hankey, who has to live in the sewer when it's not Christmas. All the extra waste has disrupted his environment, causing him to slowly die. Kyle convinces him to come to the surface to confront the festival chairman.moreless
    • Cow Days
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      9/30/98
      8.7
      It’s the annual “Cow Days” festival, but the cows themselves are not interested in the event as they have become transfixed on a memorial statute. The cows relocate the statue but the town thinks that their two tourists are responsible. Meanwhile the boys want to purchase some Terrance and Phillip dolls and to get the funds they enter Cartman into a bull riding contest; but a freak accident during practice results in Cartman believing that he is a Vietnamese prostitute.moreless
    • The Ungroundable
      Season 12 - Episode 14
      11/19/08
      8.6
      Butters is sure he's seen a vampire at school, but he can't get anyone to listen to him. His investigations lead him to think that maybe he'd be better off as a vampire. Meanwhile, the goth kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between goth and vampire kids.moreless
    • W.T.F.
      Season 13 - Episode 10
      10/21/09
      8.6
      After going to their first live WWE wrestling event, the boys all want to become professional wrestlers. They decide to sign up for the school's wrestling class, but soon learn that the wrestling at school isn't the same as what they saw at WWE.
    • Dead Friend Sketch
      Dead Friend Sketch
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      10/9/99
      8.6
      This 2 minute special was aired as part of Monty Python's 30th anniversary special. This was made in tribute to the Python's famous "Dead Parrot" sketch.
    • Elementary School Musical
      Season 12 - Episode 13
      11/12/08
      8.6
      When a new kid comes to town, the boys must embrace the latest fad that hits South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. Stan could lose Wendy if he doesn't get involved, and Cartman would rather kill himself than join in on the fad. But when the boys realize that Butters is more popular than they are, they find that they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.moreless
    • Weight Gain 4000
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      8/27/97
      8.6

      Cartman wins a national essay contest and he doesn't even remember what he wrote it about. Kathie Lee Gifford is coming to town to present him the trophy; in preparation Cartman tries bulking up with Weight Gain 4000. Mr. Garrison makes some preparations of his own as he has an old score to settle with Kathie Lee.

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    • Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      10/27/99
      8.6
      It's Halloween in South Park again, and all is not well. Father Maxi denounces the holiday as evil, and expresses his disgust in inviting the band Korn to perform, which could only compound the evil that day. Korn and the rest of South Park start seeing pirate ghosts (or are they ghost pirates?) around the pier, making the concert a distinct impossibility. With the help of their space chicken friend, Niblet, Korn set's out to foil the ghosts evil scheme.moreless
    • Clubhouses
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      9/23/98
      8.6
      Wendy wants to set up Bebe with Kyle, so she ask Stan if the four of them can play "Truth or Dare" in his clubhouse. However, Stan doesn't actually have one, so he and Kyle start to build one. Cartman and Kenny are excluded and they decide to build one themselves. Meanwhile Stan's parents are facing the troubles of divorce.moreless
    • Pandemic
      Season 12 - Episode 10
      10/22/08
      8.6
      When an international crisis strikes, the boys discover a way to make money that seems easy and profitable. Cartman manages to convince Craig that he should help the guys with their scheme. Cartman knows Craig has what it takes to make their dream a reality.
    • 9/2/98
      8.6
      Mr. Garrison takes his class to the local planetarium for a field trip. Cartman leaves to audition for a Cheezy Poofs commercial outside. The rest of the class ends up being hypnotized and wanting to go back to the Planetarium. Mr. Mackey discover the secret of the planetarium and tries to stop the evil plan.moreless
    • A Nightmare on FaceTime
      Season 16 - Episode 12
      10/24/12
      8.6

      The boys are all ready to dress up as their favorite foursome, the Avengers, for Halloween. After months of planning their costumes, at the last minute Randy tells Stan he can't go trick or treating with his friends. Instead, Stan has to pitch in and help his father with a new business venture.

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    • A Song of Ass and Fire
      Season 17 - Episode 8
      11/20/13
      8.5

      Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.

    • T****** and Dragons
      Season 17 - Episode 9
      12/4/13
      8.5

      The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether X-box or Sony will be the winner.

    • Chef Aid
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      10/7/98
      8.5
      Alanis Morrisette has recorded a hit single with "Stinky Britches," a song that Chef wrote twenty years ago. When he asks for songwriting credit, the record company sues him for copyright infringement. They hire Johnny Cochran and win, now Chef owes them two million dollars. He refuses to raise money for the suit; instead Chef tries to raise two million to hire Cochran for his appeal. Meanwhile the boys put on a concert "Chef Aid," to raise the money, to their surprise, various famous rock stars turn up.moreless
    • 6/10/98
      8.5
      Mr. Garrison assigns the class to ask Vietnam veterans they know about their experiences. The boys go to Jimbo and Ned, who now have a hunting show opposite "Jesus and Pals." Their story is so outrageous, Mr. Garrison fails them for cheating. The boys get seek revenge by sending Jimbo and Ned phony videos depicting the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, which causes any one who gazes upon it to become catatonic.moreless
    • The Un-Aired Pilot
      The Un-Aired Pilot
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      8.5
      Gallons of coffee, very little sleep, a twisted sense of humor and too many paper cuts to count... three months later, South Park was born. In August of 1997 Comedy Central premiered "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe," the crudely animated episode that changed television forever. For the next 30 days, SPS.com will feature the version of that episode you've never seen. This is the only all-construction-paper episode of the series and the only one hand-animated by Trey and Matt. The pilot is two minutes longer than "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe" and features almost four minutes of never-before-seen footage. Watch it while you can, the un-aired Pilot is available exclusively at SouthParkStudios.com and only for 30 days.moreless
    • Cartman Finds Love
      Season 16 - Episode 7
      4/25/12
      8.5

      There's a new girl in school and everyone wants to know who she has a crush on. Cartman is especially excited. He's discovered something inside himself that he never knew he had. Now, to make sure nobody gets in the way of true love, it's time for Cartman to finally let someone know exactly how he feels.

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    • Volcano
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      8/20/97
      8.5

      Uncle Jimbo takes the boys on a hunting trip on a mountain. Stan's father, a geologist, discovers that the mountain is going to erupt. The whole town pulls together to save the hunters and South Park itself. Meanwhile, the party on the mountain is unaware of the danger. Their greatest concern is Scuzzlebutt, a monster with celery for a hand, Patrick Duffy for a leg, and who spends his free time weaving baskets.

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    • Wing
      Season 9 - Episode 3
      3/23/05
      8.5
      Realizing that they can cash in on other's talents by acting as clients, the gang successfully charms Token in to letting them represent him. When another talent agency steals him away, they find their next star in Wing, the wife of Mr. Lu Kim.
    • Conjoined Fetus Lady
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      6/3/98
      8.5
      While the kids are playing dodgeball in Chef's gym class, Kyle gets a severe nosebleed. He is taken to the nurse's office, which is widely regarded as a horrific place by the students. Kyle discovers the reason: the nurse has a stillborn conjoined twin fetus attached to her head. Kyle's mother hears about it and decides to make the town more aware of the nurse's condition. During this crusade, South Park Elementary is invited to compete in the state dodgeball finals in Denver.moreless
    • Pinewood Derby
      Season 13 - Episode 6
      4/15/09
      8.5
      It's Pinewood Derby time in South Park, and Stan and Randy are working furiously to build the best car possible. While working on the Derby car, Randy has acquired a very special component to help Stan secure a first place victory.
    • Bloody Mary
      Season 9 - Episode 14
      12/7/05
      8.5
      After receiving a DUI, Randy attends an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where he realizes that he is powerless to control his drinking problem. But when a statue of the Virgin Mary begins to bleed, he sees it as a miracle that can cure him of his 'disease.'
    • Contorting Quintuplets 2000
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      4/26/00
      8.5
      The boys attend the last American performance of Cirque du Cheville, and are entranced by the Vladchik Contorting Romanian Quintuplets. They try to make their own version of the circus, but Kenny's vocal limitations keep their vision from being realized. Meanwhile, the quintuplets run away from the tour with their grandmother, who does not want to go back to impoverished Romania. They stay at Stan's house, and after a night of passion between his grandfather and the Romanian grandmother, she dies. The Romanian government tries to get the girls to return in the custody of their estranged father, and Janet Reno sends the national guard in to help retrieve them.moreless
    • Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      12/1/99
      8.5
      Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of ten vignettes featuring the cast of "South Park" performing Christmas songs. Included are new interpretations of classic songs, and two entirely new songs: "Christmastime In Hell" by Satan and "Merry F**king Christmas" by Mr. Garrison. One of the vignettes is a lounge act by Jesus and Santa Claus, singing songs about themselves.moreless
    • Jewbilee (3)
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      7/28/99
      8.4
      This is the third episode in a series that follows each boy individually on the same night. Kyle and Ike are sent to Jewbilee while their parents go to the meteor shower party. They let Kyle bring Kenny along, as long as Kenny pretends to be Jewish while he's there. The Jew Scouts don't take kindly to non-Jews joining their ranks. The camp is led by elders from different sects of Judaism. A representative from the "Anti-Semitic" sect is cast out for favoring the prophet Haman over Moses. While the rest of the elders summon Moses from their campfire, the anti-Semite hatches a plan to trap Moses' spirit in a conch shell, just as Haman once did.moreless
    • Butterballs
      Season 16 - Episode 5
      4/11/12
      8.4

      Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video. Will he be able to handle the pressure that goes along with the notoriety of taking on such a worthy cause?

    • Erection Day
      Season 9 - Episode 7
      4/20/05
      8.4
      Jimmy is having trouble controlling his body, and it seems like it could hurt him in the school's big talent show. So, he goes on a journey to "fix" the problem.
    • ManBearPig
      Season 10 - Episode 6
      4/26/06
      8.4
      While assisting an ex-Vice President in his quest for attention, the boys get trapped by a cave-in and while searching for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. Now he has to figure out how to get out of the cave without the others knowing about it and he can keep it all for himself.moreless
    • World War Zimmerman
      Season 17 - Episode 3
      10/9/13
      8.4

      Cartman causes planes to crash while obsessed with thoughts of negroes rioting over the Trayvon Martin verdict.

    • Summer Sucks
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      6/24/98
      8.4
      It's summer in South Park, but with Colorado's new ban on fireworks, nobody is having fun. Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, hoping to smuggle fireworks over the border. However, when Jimbo and Ned are busted with their contraband, the town is forced to light the worlds largest snake for South Park's big celebration. Meanwhile, Mr. Hat has gone missing, resulting in Mr. Garrison seeking psychiatric help.moreless
    • Tonsil Trouble
      Season 12 - Episode 1
      3/12/08
      8.4
      After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?
    • 6/17/98
      8.4
      Ms. Crabtree's bus is stranded on a snowy cliff, and she go and find help. She warns the children that if they leave the bus, a big, scary monster will eat them. While on the bus, the children have flashbacks to vignettes from previous episodes, except that this time everything ends up involving ice cream.moreless
    • An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      9/10/97
      8.4
      Kyle gets an elephant, but his parents won't let him keep it because it is too big. Mr. Garrison gives a lecture on genetic engineering, which gives Kyle the idea of making a pot-bellied elephant by splicing the genes of his elephant with a pot bellied pig. Terrence bets that he can clone a human before Kyle can make his animal. Kyle and the boys go to the South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch, where they meet a Mephesto. Mephesto takes some blood from Stan, which Terrence uses to make a clone. Chef tells the boys that in order to make a pot-bellied elephant, the elephant would have to make love to a pig. The boys get the animals drunk, and the deed is done, but the Stan clone, starts wreaking havoc on South Park.moreless
    • Mecha-Streisand
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      2/18/98
      8.4
      Mr. Garrison takes his class on an archaeological dig for arrowheads. Cartman finds a mysterious triangle and the kids get on TV about this important discovery, which captures the attention of Leonard Maltin. He comes to South Park to warn about Barbra Streisand's desire to get the triangle. Barbra Streisand comes to South Park and tries to get the triangle from the kids. Barbra finally get the other triangle and becomes Mecha-Streisand, wreaking havoc upon the town. Maltin tells Chef to call Robert Smith of The Cure to come to the rescue.moreless
    • Crippled Summer
      Season 14 - Episode 7
      4/28/10
      8.3
      There's no time for fun and games for Jimmy and his friends as they strive to be the champions of summer camp. Jimmy's going for the gold in the camp's surfing competition.
    • Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      9/3/97
      8.3
      Stan has a new dog, Sparky (voiced by George Clooney), that is different from other dogs. He is homosexual. This troubles Stan, who has to concentrate on quarterbacking the South Park Elementary football team against Middle Park. Stan could be key in beating the 70 point spread against them. Sparky, after being hurt by Stan's feelings about his lifestyle, runs away and meets Big Gay Al. Stan, distraught by Sparky's disappearance, sets out to find him.moreless
    • Pee
      Season 13 - Episode 14
      11/18/09
      8.3
      Things at the water park are not what they seem when the boy's fun filled day is about to turn deadly because there are too many people peeing in the pool, which causes disaster to strike and the boys are in a race to survive. Meanwhile, Cartman tries to warn everyone that there are too many minorities, more blacks and hispanics than white people.moreless
    • Cash For Gold
      Season 16 - Episode 2
      3/21/12
      8.3

      Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartman's lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.

    • HUMANCENTiPAD
      Season 15 - Episode 1
      4/27/11
      8.3
      Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother.
    • The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty)
      The boys build a snowman, which comes to life when a magic hat is placed upon its head; however, this snowman is evil and begins a killing spree. The boys call upon Jesus to do battle with this menace.
    • More Crap
      Season 11 - Episode 9
      10/10/07
      8.3
      Randy Marsh becomes a local hero in South Park after the guys at the bar see the size of his latest crap. After some talking with the guys, Randy believes he could be a contender for the World Record. But is there someone else who wants it more?
    • 7/18/01
      8.2
      In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.
    • Reverse Cowgirl
      Season 16 - Episode 1
      3/14/12
      8.2

      One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.

    • Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
      Season 9 - Episode 1
      3/9/05
      8.2
      Mr. Garrison decides to get a sex change operation, a vaginaplasty which prompts Kyle to want a negroplasty so he can be tall and black enough to play basketball.
    • Pandemic 2 - The Startling
      Season 12 - Episode 11
      10/29/08
      8.1
      Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains where they find out the startling truth behind the attacks.
    • Goin' Down To South Park
      Goin' Down To South Park
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      5/3/99
      8.0
      Goin'Down To South Park chronicles the history of South Park, as told though interviews by Trey and Matt, and several other members of the South Park crew. This documentary features many clips from previous episodes, as well as some of Matt and Trey's earlier works such as "The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty)", "American History", and many more.moreless
    • Chef Aid: Behind the Menu
      Chef Aid: Behind the Menu
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      10/7/98
      8.0
      A parody of VH1's Behind the Music series, this show combined a slew of live-action interview segments with actual rock stars amongst cartoon clips of Chef as he discusses his career and with some clips from Chef Aid.
    • Royal Pudding
      Season 15 - Episode 3
      5/11/11
      8.0
      The Prince of Canada is about to take a princess and it is a joyous time for all Canadians as the royal wedding commences. But just as the prince and princess are about to be joined for all eternity, the princess is abducted! All Canadians are called upon to help save the princess and Ike answers the call to arms.moreless
    • A Scause for Applause
      Season 16 - Episode 13
      10/31/12
      7.9

      Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can't seem to cut off his bracelet.

    • Ginger Cow
      Season 17 - Episode 6
      11/6/13
      7.9

      Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the world embarks upon a thousand years of peace and harmony.

    • Faith Hilling
      Season 16 - Episode 3
      3/28/12
      7.8

      Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanity's only hope.

    • Going Native
      Season 16 - Episode 11
      10/17/12
      7.8

      When Butters starts acting out at school, his parents realize it's time to tell him why he's not like all of the other kids. He must travel to a foreign place to learn the ways of his people. It will be a difficult trip for a young boy to make alone so Butters chooses Kenny to travel with him to the distant and secluded island of Hawaii.

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    • Let Go, Let Gov
      Season 17 - Episode 1
      9/25/13
      7.7

      Let Go, Let Gov - Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.

    • The China Probrem
      Season 12 - Episode 8
      10/8/08
      7.7
      It's up to Cartman to face down the Chinese while the American populace is wracked by the haunting memory of recent events.
    • Great Destinations
      Great Destinations
      Season 6 - Episode 20
      6/19/02
      7.6
      In this special Matt and Trey stood in front of a waterfall and introduced "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" and "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" as being named by Comedy Central as the most "notorious" episodes of the series. Before part 2 began airing in the second half of this one hour event, they relate the story of their April Fool's joke of 1998, which didn't go over very well with the viewers, who took the need to know who Cartman's father was much too seriously.moreless
    • Informative Murder Porn
      Season 17 - Episode 2
      10/2/13
      7.6

      Kids block their parents from spousal homicide TV shows.

    • Jakovasaurs
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      6/16/99
      7.6

      Cartman finds a strange, yet annoying, creature in the woods. The boys get Jimbo and Ned to capture it, and they show it to the rest of South Park. It is determined that it is a Jakovasaur -- a species long thought to be extinct. The creature's mate arrives and Mephesto helps them reproduce, creating a multitude of little, annoying, loud creatures. Everybody in South Park, except Cartman, despises the creatures and go to various lengths to get rid of them.

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    • Sarcastaball
      Season 16 - Episode 8
      9/26/12
      7.5

      As a concerned parent, Randy radically changes the way football is played at South Park Elementary. The new version of the game quickly becomes the nation's most popular sport. One gifted student emerges as a star athlete in Sarcastaball.

    • Taming Strange
      Season 17 - Episode 5
      10/30/13
      7.5

      Mr. Mackie has Intellilink installed at South Park Elementary, it causes myriad problems so he keeps upgrading it, but nothing helps.
      Ike goes through Canadian Puberty as a result of receiving steroid pills.

    • Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
      Season 17 - Episode 4
      10/23/13
      7.5

      Goth Kids sent to a camp where they are turned into 'Emos'.

    • Britney's New Look
      Season 12 - Episode 2
      3/19/08
      7.5
      While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.moreless
    • South Park 5th Anniversary Special
      South Park 5th Anniversary Special
      Season 6 - Episode 21
      9/3/02
      7.5
      This was a pay-per-view cable event that featured Matt & Trey celebrating their 5th anniversary "with their favorite episodes, and a star studded party packed with celebrity guests."
    • 4/1/98
      7.5
      The show starts off with the build up from last season's cliffhanger revolving around Cartman's paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool's Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus."moreless
    • Jewpacabra
      Season 16 - Episode 4
      4/4/12
      7.4

      The big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him until he produces video evidence of the mysterious being.

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    • Funnybot
      Season 15 - Episode 2
      5/4/11
      7.4
      At the school's first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal.
    • Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations)
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      11/29/00
      7.4
      This is the story of Pip's origin. Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered the opportunity to become a gentleman he goes to London only to discover that Miss Havesham plans to break his heart. Her plan is to use Pip's tears to power her Genesis device and will allow her to gain revenge on all men.moreless
    • Stanley's Cup
      Season 10 - Episode 14
      11/15/06
      7.3
      Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father deals with the memory of Stan’s performance in a Pee Wee hockey game from years earlier, when Stan had the opportunity to score the game winning goal.moreless
    • Obama Wins!
      Season 16 - Episode 14
      11/7/12
      7.2

      Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the entire election. While Americans innocently plan to go to sleep Tuesday night with the election results counted and a winner announced, Cartman has secretly wrestled control of the presidential election from the voters.

    • Eat, Pray, Queef
      Season 13 - Episode 4
      4/1/09
      6.8
      The boys find themselves victims of an April Fool's Day joke, and it doesn't go over well at all. Butters is down, Cartman is infuriated and the rest of the boys are scared it's going to happen again.
    • I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
      Season 16 - Episode 6
      4/18/12
      6.6

      The boys are excited to spend a day ziplining in the Colorado Mountains. But high in the Rockies, far from their families, their trip takes a bad turn. Chances of survival are slim. All they can do is wait to be rescued. But will help come too late?

    • A Million Little Fibers
      Season 10 - Episode 5
      4/19/06
      6.5
      Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprah’s book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of Oprah's staff leak the truth about the book.
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