Stan: Uh, can I ask a question? Why do we do this.
Randy: Wh.. What do you mean why do this? It's Easter.
Stan: Right, so why do we color eggs?
Randy: So... So the Easter bunny can hide them.
Stan: Yeah, but why?
Randy: Stanley, Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected after being crucified for our sins.
Stan: So we dip eggs in color vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?
Randy: That's right.