Randy: I wanted to keep this from you Stan. I really wanted to wait till you were older, but... you just had to keep asking questions.
Stan: Why were those other rabbit guys chasing me?
Randy: We have to be careful when we think that somebody is on to us. We are all part of a secret society Stan. A very accient, very important society of men who follow the way of the rabbit, that protect the secret of the easter bunny. We are called The Hare Club For Men.
Stan: Does mom know about this?
Randy: Dah, it's The Hare Club For Men, chicks wouldn't understand.
Stan: I don't understand.
Randy: I belong to a secret society that has been around for thousands of years. Our identities have to be protected.
Stan: Could you take off the ears, please?