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    SomeoneUnknown

    [1]Oct 9, 2006
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    Reason 1: Hes A Fat @55
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    drewshack

    [2]Oct 9, 2006
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    Reason Number -1: He's awesome.
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    10outof10

    [3]Oct 9, 2006
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    2-He's also a fat everything else.
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    jimbo_001

    [4]Oct 10, 2006
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    That's actually why he rocks! Think about it: there'd be about 3 episodes if it weren't for Cartman
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    TasForMayor

    [5]Oct 10, 2006
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    Cartman sux 'cuz he streaked at the auction jest to git outta' takin' responsibility for Butters' loss of sight
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    GankGaGankGank

    [6]Oct 10, 2006
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    He sucks so he can get the semen for his seapeople experiment.
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    GATZ1000

    [7]Oct 11, 2006
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    Cartman is one of the best characters on this show because he brings the show together by either causing trouble, like he always does, or finds a way of getting out of a certain problem, one that he usually started. All the characters on this show helped the show become as popular as it is today and if they took off any of the characters, besides kenny, then the show will be no more.

    Besides Cartman isn't a Fat @55 he is is just big boned....@55

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    AllenK77

    [8]Oct 11, 2006
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    Cause he thinks Hilter was great!!
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    BKback75

    [9]Oct 11, 2006
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    I like Cartmen, he always cracks me up. Without Cartmen, south park would be pointless
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    GATZ1000

    [10]Oct 11, 2006
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    !!!!HE IS RESPECTED!!!!

    HE IS CARTMAN!!!!, POLICE BOY AT LARGE.

         
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    Gtavc1990

    [11]Oct 11, 2006
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    If it wasn't for Cartman, the show wouldn't be as funny.. most of the time i laff at how he says certain words and his actions...
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    murat8

    [12]Oct 11, 2006
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    cartman is the best character in the whole show
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    butchazoid

    [13]Oct 13, 2006
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    I love Cartman! He's the perfect evil little kid that is not so hard to laugh at. Look at episodes like Scott Tenorman Must Die and Woodland Critter Christmas and you can see how evil he can be. Of course, if you look at the episode How To Eat With Your Butt, you can see that Cartman isn't all-around evil; he does have a soft side, but he doesn't know he has a soft side--by first looking at the buttface family, Cartman just thought he "blew a funny fuse" and couldn't laugh, when really he had a feeling of sorrow for playing a joke on them.
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    SunsprayHoney

    [14]Oct 13, 2006
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    You guys are missing the point of this thread...
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    NeilTheHero

    [15]Oct 14, 2006
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    we dont care he rulez

    Kyle sucks do lol
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    Chobits006

    [16]Oct 14, 2006
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    Kyle rocks,
    Cartman sucks...
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    CVPWaveMaster

    [17]Oct 14, 2006
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    Kyle and Cartman both rock, cause they are the best enemies together. Cartman always rips on Kyle for being a "stupid jew" but if you remember the episode when Kyle moves to San Fransico, then you'll see the trouble Cartman went through to save Kyle and his family. Cause deep down, without Kyle, Cartman would have no urge to rip on anyone. You just gotta admit, if you are a fan of South Park then you have to love Cartman. You have to admit that his being evil most of the time is pretty funny. And him idolizing Hitler is just a way to rip on Kyle even more. So it's true, without Cartman there would be no South Park, end of story.
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    NeilTheHero

    [18]Oct 14, 2006
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    oops i made a mistake Kyle Rocks
    Cartman rocks
    Kenny rocks
    Stan sucks(a little)
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    Tweekfan323

    [19]Oct 14, 2006
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    I think the poitn of thsi thread is not to debate whether or not Cartman is cool or not cool. The point is to simply play a game in which you mention all the increibly crazy things he did liek example: Cartman sux because he killed a boy's parents.

    another example, Cartman sux because he tried to exterminate the Jews.

    It's all just a game. We all know Cartman is awesome, but this is a GAME!

    by the way, Cartman sux becuz he used Kenny's death as an excuse to get his own resteraunt.
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    ZoneHero

    [20]Oct 14, 2006
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    Cartman is only funny when he dosen't get his way. IT'S when he does gets his way that make him annoying. I think his past evil deeds were counteracted in that  Awesom-O episode. Hehehe!
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