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    wrighb10

    [1]Mar 19, 2009
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    I have 3 suspects, Kenny, Craig, Clyde, or possibly Stan. Who thinks they know who Mysterion was?

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    JasmineHR

    [2]Mar 19, 2009
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    Dude, I have no idea!! They all look so identical that usually the only way to tell them apart is by their hair and dammit, they didn't show Mysterion's hair. Me thinks Matt and Trey did it on purpose to make us all go "GAH!!!" but it was funny as hell (which I'm sure was their point).

    Anybody know who Matt and Trey intended it to be or did they not even decide exactly who it was since the fact they all look alike seemed to be the joke in itself?

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    hmnut7

    [3]Mar 19, 2009
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    JasmineHR wrote:

    Dude, I have no idea!! They all look so identical that usually the only way to tell them apart is by their hair and dammit, they didn't show Mysterion's hair. Me thinks Matt and Trey did it on purpose to make us all go "GAH!!!" but it was funny as hell (which I'm sure was their point).

    Anybody know who Matt and Trey intended it to be or did they not even decide exactly who it was since the fact they all look alike seemed to be the joke in itself?



    Yes this was clearly the point/joke.

    Mysterion was just a new character for the episode he wasn't "really" any of them, the joke is that all 4th grade boys on the show look alike (with a few exception).
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    dark_harpy

    [4]Mar 19, 2009
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    I think that the story might be continued in the next episode because we never got to see what kind of help Mysterion wanted from Kyle. Maybe the boy who said he was Mysterion was Kyle, in order to protect the real Mysterion (or something)

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    Like in the Dark Knight, when Harvey Dent said he was Batman.

    It's deffinitely one of the boys (or Wendy) Cartman acussed of being Mysterion at some point, because at the end of the episode he said "I even said it before".

    So we can rule out some of the boys and all girls except Wendy.

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    Chonlel47

    [5]Mar 19, 2009
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    dark_harpy wrote:

    I think that the story might be continued in the next episode because we never got to see what kind of help Mysterion wanted from Kyle. Maybe the boy who said he was Mysterion was Kyle, in order to protect the real Mysterion (or something)

    SPOILERS

    Like in the Dark Knight, when Harvey Dent said he was Batman.

    It's deffinitely one of the boys (or Wendy) Cartman acussed of being Mysterion at some point, because at the end of the episode he said "I even said it before".

    So we can rule out some of the boys and all girls except Wendy.

    Cartman was just in the superhero thing for the fame. He Probably said "I even said it before" to look smart and gain fame for correctly guessing who mysterion was before he unmasked himself. Then again, he could have been honest for one sentence. I think it was Craig. All the Fourth grade boys are in the hat, and Craig would try to tick off Cartman for making him lose $100 and going to Peru against his will.
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    Hasakinopahai

    [6]Mar 19, 2009
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    It's pretty obvious it's Jimmy. I mean, c-c-come on.
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    edmasterchaos

    [7]Mar 19, 2009
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    Why, he's obviously The Goddamned Mysterion!

    Srsly though, i'm thinking Stan, Mysterion said 'i think you're the smartest guy in the grade something i doubt Craig would say, and if we accept what Cartman said, that reduces the options, plus, it couldn't be Wendy because Harrison said it was one of his boys, and i doubt Wendy would have access to whitey-tightys her size. I doubt it was Kenny cuz, well, he's poor, and, that's all i can think of.

    Yes, most of what i said weren't facts, and my opinion could be very wrong, and/or there may not even be an answer.
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    thomas004

    [8]Mar 20, 2009
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    I think that it is in fact the mysterious 4th grader we know only as "kevin"
    Kevins name has been featured in multiple episodes like the list where he was rated 9th.
    Also on the wall of proffesor chaos we can see kevins photo.
    Also i think it's safe to say; I knew it was you *name of regular character* you F*cking a$$ wheep
    any thoughts?
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    springBOOB

    [9]Mar 20, 2009
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    Announcer from Cartman's Mom: Who is Mysterion? Is it:
    Clyde?
    Craig?
    Chef?
    Officer Barbrady?
    The 1989 Denver Broncos?
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    pizzacoolio

    [10]Mar 20, 2009
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    I know who it is!!! IT'S STAN FOR SURE. STAN. ok my reasoning is as follows.

    The main clue they give is the FIREWORKS! remember cartman saying they're illegal as mysterion uses them as an evasion technique??? in past episodes, UNCLE JIMBO was the only one who had illegal fireworks!! STAN'S UNCLE. HAS TO BE STAN.

    Case solved.
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    Jay-Spacedust

    [11]Mar 20, 2009
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    I hope this doesn't turn into another "Where is Springfield" in 'The Simpsons'. The joke was that it wasn't clear WHO Mysterion was. That's all it was, a gag ...Then again, I was certain it was Clyde for some reason!
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    youruglymom

    [12]Mar 20, 2009
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    I think it's Timmy even though Professor Chaos had him crossed out, I could hear him say Timmah! and riding on a wheelchair

    No seriously I think it was either Craig or Stan. If I had to guess, I'd have to guess *drumroll* Craig

    Spell "cound" and then look at the last word for spelling suggestions, ROFL!

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    chriskav

    [13]Mar 21, 2009
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    when mysterion 'died' i thought i had found surely who he is!
    But i havent exceptioned him totally
    Anyway i think that even mat and trey dont know who he is and they gave us several fake clues to confuse us. I also think there wont be a sequel.
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    Timewhisper

    [14]Mar 22, 2009
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    I know who Mysterion is. Mysterion's actual identity is
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    3loner

    [15]Mar 22, 2009
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    Timewhisper wrote:
    I know who Mysterion is. Mysterion's actual identity is

    STAN

    cartman said i also said it was you
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    chriskav

    [16]Mar 22, 2009
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    3loner wrote:
    Timewhisper wrote:
    I know who Mysterion is. Mysterion's actual identity is

    STAN

    cartman said i also said it was you


    Dude, cartman blamed almost all his classmates for being mysterion during the episode.
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    lilchubbers5

    [17]Mar 22, 2009
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    Well to me it looked like Mysterion to me

    no but seriously i thought it was pip or dameon or somebody who hasn't been mentioned in a whille

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    DeeMonstar

    [18]Mar 22, 2009
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    Copy/pasted off another site:

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    It was Clyde. He falls asleep in Mr. Garrison's class, which indicates he had a long night. When he meets Cartman on the roof, Cartman says "you're just doing this cause I am, copycat." To which Mysterion replys no, indicating he has been up doing it before. Cartman also says that he knew who Mysterion was and even said it. The only peole that leaves left are Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Craig, and Clyde. When he says Clyde on the roof, Mysterion gets fed up and has to go. Kyle and Mysterion meet, which rules him out. Kenny's family can't afford the suit, and Stan would not be so formal with Kyle. Craig hates adventures, as indicated in the Peru eposode, and he has a nasilly voice that would be hard to change. Mysterion also says he has lived in South Park his whole life, narrowing the spectrum once more.

    Mysterion is Clyde.

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    Jim856796

    [19]Mar 22, 2009
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    I don't know, but Mysterion could possibly be April Stewart. Possibly a dictator-turned-vigilante.
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    RoboAmish

    [20]Mar 23, 2009
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    Jackie Chan
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