Fun With Veal

Season 6, Episode 4, Aired
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Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he's been eating is, in fact, the meat from precious little baby calves. He and the boys save the soon-to-be slaughtered calves by kidnapping them from the farm and hiding them in Stan's bedroom. When the police show up, the boys refuse to give up the animals and a standoff ensues. Cartman steps up to the megaphone and assumes the role of negotiator.moreless
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  • Trey Parker

    Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma

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    Matt Stone

    Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others

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    Voice of Jerome "Chef" McElroy

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  • Another great episode.

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    By omgtkkyb1992, Jan 11, 2008 Report Abuse
    It starts with the boys going to the ranch while at the ranch Stan sees the baby calfs tied up he wants to save them so him and the boys take the calfs back to Stan's house. A intense stand off between the parents and kids starts. The boys stay in Stan's room for over 100hours. After lots of negotiations the boys finally let the calfs out but it was a double cross.
    Stan develops vaginatise a rare condition that spouts little vaginas all over Stan's face. After Stan finds out that calfs are safe he goes back to eating meat and his vaginatise is cured.moreless

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  • One of my favorite episodes. I really loved it.

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    By higzay, Jan 04, 2008 Report Abuse
    I really loved this episode. It shows how Stan is a kind and caring person rescuing those baby cows. The episode almost made me not want to eat meat, but it didn't. I still feel sorry for all of those real cows out there. The ending was really funny that Stan had a bunch of vaginas on his face. I liked Cartman in this episode too how he helped out by telling the negotiator to change the name for veal to torchured baby cows and by having that name no one wanted to eat veal and they saved the baby cows.moreless

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  • I want a torured little baby cow It's so suculent and juicy!

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    By Darth-Revan45, Dec 05, 2006 Report Abuse
    This was a good episode, mainly it dealt with the mistreatment of Veal Calfs, and the boys tried to take them to saftey after seeing them at the farm. Also the boys became "no good ******** hippies" which I enjoyed, likewise with Stan's... feminity. And the Mr Worf Klingon jokes. I liked this episode.

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  • Another of my all-time favorites. The boys capture and save baby cows, not wanting them to be made into veal.

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    By hsimpson44, Aug 26, 2006 Report Abuse
    The boys learn where veal comes from, baby cows. They kidnap a bucnh of cows and hold them in Stan's room. Cartmans mom sneaks them food. While Butters, Kyle, and Cartman are doing ok, Stan is getting sick from not eating meat. They negociate with a guy that they will come out if the guy who played Warf on Star Wars brings a van and takes them to a plane. The police get everything the boys want and then capture the boys. The word veal is changed to tortured baby cow, and no one wants to eat it any more. The farmer says he is going to raise the cows until they are healthy. At the end, Stan is in the hospital. He almost died from not eating meat. He says it is ok to eat meat, but not to much.moreless

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  • This is my favorite epsiode of South Park

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    By Raven1983, Jan 15, 2006 Report Abuse
    Yes along side Teen Titans, South Park is also one of my favorite shows to be obsessed about. I ultimately end up feeling bad for either Kyle,Stan, (mostly) Kenny. Yes, I am that pathetic! But this episode has to be at the top of my list as far as South Park goes. I like the fact that Stan stands up for what he believes in and sticks to it and when Butters tells his parents off.I'm so proud of Butters-he said to his parents what I could never say to mine. This episode did not make me want to stop eating meat though ( sorry to all those who are vegetarians). With that said, I have to give this show a ten.moreless

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    • In an original scene, the boys are carrying the calves through town and Cartman is kicking a calf through town. This scene has been altered to the boys carrying the calves trough a frozen lake and Cartman is using the calf as a granite and called it calf curling. Edit
    • For a large portion of this episode, we see Stan without his hat. Edit
    • The negotiator introduces himself as Glenn; but on the phone, he says his name is Mike. Edit

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    • Michael Dorn, who played Worf on Star Trek, wanted to be cast as himself in this episode, but Trey Parker didn't ask him. Edit
    • This episode features "Puppies From Around the World," a TV show first seen in the Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer episode. Edit

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    • News Reporter: Tom, it looks like the terrorists are now loading the baby cows into the back of a semi. This is still very uninteresting news Tom. Edit
    • Cartman: Stan could you hurry it up, I'm freezing my ass off. Kyle: You need to freeze some of your ass off. Cartman: At least I have an ass Jew! Kyle: What! Edit
    • Butters: I don't know about this fellas. It says right here on the Mission Impossible Breaking and Entering Playset "Not for actual breaking and entering, breaking and entering is a crime." Edit

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    • Beethoven: Butters: Goodnight, Patch. Goodnight, Davis. Goodnight, Halloway. Goodnight, Bud. Goodnight, Clover. Goodnight, Lorey. Goodnight, Peachy! This is the same thing that the Newton family says when they are about to go to bed to the dogs in the room in the 1992 film Beethoven. Edit

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