Reporter: Tom, I'm standing outside the Denver Center for the Performing Arts, where the new production of 'Annie' has just premiered to cries of outrage! A rapidly growing organization, called the Ginger Separatist Movement, is furious that the lead role of Annie is being played by a girl who isn't actually red-haired and freckled. Joining me now is the gingers' head spokesperson, Eric Cartman.
Cartman: That's right. This is bullshit! We true gingers are fearless that the role of Annie is being minimalized!
Reporter: What harm do you believe this actress is doing to the true red-haired community?
Cartman: The bitch isn't ginger. She's just using makeup to look ginger. And pretending to be ginger with makeup is the worst thing anybody can do!