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Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.
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  • Trey Parker

    Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma

  • Matt Stone

    Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others

  • Isaac Hayes

    Voice of Jerome "Chef" McElroy

  • Very very good.

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    The Senior Citizens of South Park rise up in protest when their driver's licenses are revoked! After the seniors have mowed down more than a few farmer's markets, South Park residents no longer feel it's safe to be out in the streets. With their well being at stake, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. Unwilling to surrender their licenses, the elderly enlist the help of one of the most powerful organizations in Washington. it was a good good good episode I wish i coudl watch it agaian right now. It was one of the best in this series.moreless

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  • And the backbone to the episode is...a buffet restaurant.

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    This episode is a "sorta"-spoof of the 1984 film Red Dawn, which is referenced alot in the episode, both indirectly and directly. It's also an episode of South Park (so no, it doesn't get cocky but it sure gets in your face).

    I don't understand the message of this episode, maybe it's to prove that even though old people drive like crap that they still have rights too? And maybe that AARP is like the former soviet union that is going to take over our country by taking our townsfolk hostage? Who knows? All I know is, I had buttload of fun.moreless

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  • A blast at problems with old people

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    The best episode fdcg dfcgdfg dfgfdcg dfgfdcg dfcgdfcg fdgfdcg fdgdfcg dfcg fdg g fg fg fg fg fg fg fg g fg fg fg fg fg f f f fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg f gf g fg fg fg f fg f fg fg fg fg f fg fg fg fg fg f gf gf gf g fg fg f gfg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg fg f gfg fg fg fgfg fgfgfgfgfg gf fdfmoreless

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  • Get Off the Streets! Old People are Driving!!

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    This is one of the funniest episodes of South Park ever. My most favorite part is Randy Marsh yelling, "Get off the streets! Old people are driving!!" And then he brought the boys to safety in an old house. So many seniors driving their cars are everywhere. They keep crashing in, but Randy and the boys manage to avoid the car attacks. After taking away their licenses, old people from A.A.R.P., the American Association of Retired Persons, take over the whole city of South Park. It was all up to the boys to save everybody.

    I was laughing really hard while watching old people driving and killing other people. Stan's right that his dad shouldn't treat his grandpa like a child, and made his grandpa realize that when he gets behind the wheel, he's a killing machine.moreless

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  • Excessive auto accidents by senior citizens is forcing the state of Colorado to prohibit people over 70 from driving/having a drivers license. That leads to an outrage from senior citizens of South park and the AARP.moreless

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    Excessive auto accidents by senior citizens is forcing the state of Colorado to prohibit people over 70 from driving/having a drivers license. That leads to an outrage from senior citizens of South park and the AARP. As i said in the summary, I was planning to watch the episode before this, "Christian Rock Hard" on my local UPN station that syndicates South Park. However, I accidentally programmed my VCR to record it the day after, so i ended up watching this episode. I was glad this episode was at least funny, especially the wacky antics by the seniors citizens. And the wacky behavior of Stan's dad. I'm pretty glad I came upon this episode by accident. Now, I hope I can watch "Christian Rock Hard" pretty soon, I think that ep can be better.moreless

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Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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    • The woman who is driving and then lands on the boat is called Mona by her husband, but the news report calls her Lydia. Also, the President of the AARP says his name is Bill Stewart, but when he talks about taking over another town, Marvin calls him "Bob." Edit
    • There is a reference to Trey Parker's hometown, Conifer, in this episode. Edit
    • The old man with the hat says at the DMV "I've never been in an accident in my life!" This isn't true. He crashed his car through the house earlier in the episode. Edit
  • Notes

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    • Grandpa Marsh's first name is Marvin. Edit
  • Quotes

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    • Randy: Sharon, have you seen dad? Sharon: He's not here hun, he's having a meeting with all the seniors in town at the community center. Randy: Ohh... wait a minute. If all the seniors are in town at a meeting, that means that when the meeting gets out... Sharon: Every senior in town will be driving home... Randy: At the same time! OH MY GOD! Edit
    • Grandpa Marsh: Seniors of South Park, I don't know about you, but I am mad as hell! Seniors: Yeah! Elderly Woman: I'm sick of having my mental condition come into question! Elderly Man: We need to let everyone know we're pissed off, and we're not gonna take it anymore! Seniors: Yeah! Yeah! That's right, Pete! Grandpa Marsh: That's right! Now …can anybody remember what we're pissed off about? Edit
    • Grandpa Marsh: I heard what you said! You wanna take drivin' privileges away from seniors! Well let me tell you something, peckerface! I worked fifty five years in the steel mill! Randy: Yes Dad. Grandpa Marsh: And I flew Spitfires over Germany in World War II! Randy: Yes I know. Grandpa Marsh: And I will be God-damned if the government thinks it can step in and take away my right to drive! Stan: I think old people should have rights, Grampa. I just don't wanna die. Edit
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    • Halloween: When Randy opens the door to find a dead body hanging down, it is similar to a scene in the popular 1978 horror movie Halloween. Edit
    • Aliens: Cartman: Mostly hippies go to farmers markets.....mostly When Cartman repeats "mostly" after saying hippies go to farmers markets it is very similar to when Newt says "And they mostly come at night...mostly" in the 1986 film Aliens. Edit
    • Braveheart: Old guy with beard: You can take our licenses but you'll never take our pride. This sentence was also used in the 1995 film Braveheart, only a little bit changed. "They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freeeedoooomm." Edit
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