South Park

Season 2 Episode 3

Ike's Wee Wee

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM May 20, 1998 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Chef: Hello there, children!
      Boys: Hey, Chef!
      Kyle: How's it going?
      Chef: Bad…
      Kyle: Why bad?
      Chef: Children, I heard about what happened at school today! Now none of you tooked that nasty marijuana, did you?
      Stan: No, dude! We never even saw it!
      Chef: Okay, because I just want to tell you that drugs are bad.
      Stan: We know, we know, that's what everybody says!
      Chef: Right. But do you know WHY they're bad?
      Kyle: Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem, causing disease of both body and mind, the consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits.
      Chef: And do you have ANY idea what that means?
      Kyle: No.
      Cartman: I know! Drugs are bad, because if you do drugs, you're a hippie; and hippies suck!