South Park

Season 2 Episode 3

Ike's Wee Wee

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM May 20, 1998 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Kyle: (to Chef) Hey, are you come to Ike's bris this weekend?
      Chef: Oh, hell no! I can't bear to see that!
      Stan: What do you mean?
      Chef: Don't you boys know what a bris is?? They're going to circumcise him!
      Cartman: Eh, what's that?
      Chef: (to himself) Oh, boy. Here we go again… (to the boys) Children, uh… What's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?
      Stan: Uh, bicycles?
      Cartman: Ham?
      Kyle: No, not ham, you fat ****!
      Cartman: (to Kyle) Screw you! (to Chef) It's ham, isn't it?
      Chef: No no no, children. I'm talking about the most important part of a man's body.
      Kyle: Uh, your heart?
      Stan: Your eyes!
      (Chef puts his hand on his head.)
      Kenny: (muffled) I know! Your penis!
      Chef: That's right!
      Cartman: Hey! My mom says you're not supposed to call it a penis, Kenny! You're supposed to call it a fireman!
      Chef: A fireman??
      Cartman: That's the proper way to say it, or else you'll get a spanking!
      Chef: (gets into car) Damn it, children! Why do I always have to be the one to explain all of this stuff to you? Ask your parents for once!
      Kyle: Hey, wait!
      (Chef drives off.)
      Stan: (to Kenny) Dude, something tells me this "bris" thing isn't good!