Squirrelly: Whoa, whoa, hang on y'all, we can't just kill her, that's not evil enough.
Freddy: What do you mean? We cut out her eyeball.
Jason: Yeah, that's super hardcore.
Squirrelly: Now come on y'all, we can do better than that.
Chippy: Hey, I know. Let's all tee in her empty eye socket.
Deery: Let's make her eat her own eyeball, and then pee in her empty eye socket.
Beary: How about we get someone with AIDS to pee in her eye socket so she dies all slow-like?
All Woodland Critters: Yeah!
Minotaur: Nobody here has AIDS!
All Woodland Critters: Aww!
Beary: But we got to have AIDS before we pee in her eye socket.
Squirrelly: Now don't be down y'all. I'll bet we can find some AIDS out in the forest!