South Park

Season 6 Episode 1

Jared Has Aides

3
Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Mar 06, 2002 on Comedy Central

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    • (phone conversation)
      Chris: Do I hear the television? We told you no television while you're grounded!
      Cartman: (impersonating Butters) Oh, gee whiz, I'm not, uh, watchin' television, Dad, I'm just layin' around jackin' it.
      Chris: Jacking it? Jacking what?
      Cartman: (impersonating Butters) Well my hot spicy boner, of course, Dad.
      Chris: What?! Are you trying to get yourself into more trouble with that kind of language?!
      Cartman: (impersonating Butters) Ah, loosen up, you bloody vaginal belch.
      Chris: OH! YOU ARE GONNA GET IT MISTER! YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET HOME!
      Cartman: (impersonating Butters) Bring it on, queerbate.

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