South Park

Season 6 Episode 1

Jared Has Aides

3
Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Mar 06, 2002 on Comedy Central

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    • (Butters is fat, and is exercising on a rowing machine.)
      Cartman: (Yelling at Butters) You are such a flabby hunk of crap! Look at those jelly rolls! Jelly rolls, I tell ya! You still got seven chins, boy! You'll never be thin! Nobody loves you!
      Butters: Uh, hey now. They do too. My mom and dad love me even if I am fat.
      Cartman: Butters, I'm just trying to offer some motivational help here.
      Butters: Uh, all right then.
      Carman: (Yelling again) Row, you fat bitch! Look at them jelly rolls! Nobody loves you! You're not even a person!

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