South Park

Season 5 Episode 13

Kenny Dies

3
Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Dec 05, 2001 on Comedy Central

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    • Nurse: Hey, look who's here.
      Kenny: Stan??
      Woman: Hello, Kenny, I'm Laura Jones.
      Bob: We're with the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
      Ms. McCormick: Oh, Kenny isn't that nice?
      Kenny: The Make-A-Wish Foundation?
      Laura: We travel the country giving special little boys and girls like you their biggest wish.
      Kyle: Neat, huh Kenny?
      Kenny: Yes.
      Laura: So Kenny, if you could have ONE wish, what would it be?
      Bob: What's your wish, pal?
      Kenny: I guess the only thing I wish is to not die.
      Laura: What did he say?
      Kyle: He said his wish is not to die.
      Laura: …Okay, and, what if you're gonna have two wishes. What would the second one be?
      Bob: I know! I bet you wanna meet Madonna, huh?
      (Kenny says something)
      Bob: W-what was that?
      Kyle: He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore, who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent, she thinks she can play guitar and she should go f*** herself.
      Madonna: Should I come in now?
      Bob: Uh, no not quite yet.

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