South Park

Season 5 Episode 13

Kenny Dies

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Dec 05, 2001 on Comedy Central

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    • Cartman: Look, I put the stem cells from all the fetuses I had next to a Shakey's and they ARE replicating a new Shakey's! It worked!
      Stan: This whole time you were just using Kenny's illness to lift the ban on stem cell research so you could sell your stupid fetuses?
      Cartman: Stupid fetuses!? It's my own Shakey's!
      Kyle: I actually hugged you. I held you in my arms and, and, cried with you.
      Cartman: I think I only need a hundred or so more aborted babies and I can finish up the kitchen.
      Kyle: AAAHHH! (Kyle attacks Cartman)
      Stan: Hey, I wasn't Kenny's worst f-f-f-friend, Cartman was!

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