Mr. Garrison: Uh, boys! Would it trouble you terribly not to sleep in my class?
Kyle: Uh, we weren't sleeping, Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Garrison: Oh well, then maybe you can tell me who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early sixties!
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods?
Mr. Garrison: Right, but who was the fattest oldest skank on her period?