Lt. Dawson: …I'm hereby making you all junior detectives. That means you boys are now an official part of the department. Alright, so ready for your first assignment? Okay, there's a meth lab down at 567 Mala Vista. The operators are probably armed to the hilt with illegal weapons: I want you to get down there and see what you can find.
Stan: Uh, a meth lab?
Lt. Dawson: I don't want any problems, just take them down by the book. Now get over there, the mayor's on my ass about this one. Oh, and deputies, you screw this one up, and I'll have you working graveyard shift behind a desk.