South Park

Season 7 Episode 6

Lil' Crime Stoppers

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 23, 2003 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • (the theory of who took the pie)
      Stan: You said you set the pie in the window sill, where it must have sat for some time. But it's sweet smell attracted the attention of somebody.
      Kyle: Your husband. He wanted that pie badly, but he knew that he was not allowed to eat it yet.
      Cartman: Slowly the rage built inside his mind. "Why won't she let me eat that pie? Why does she always stop me from doing what I wanna do?" His only solution became obvious. Kill her!
      Stan: His plan was to use a hammer.
      Cartman: Bash, bash, bash your skull in, causing instant death.
      Stan: Then to make it impossible for police to identify the body, he'd use a shovel to remove your head.
      Kyle: Then saw off the arms and legs.
      Cartman: The torso he would dump into the lake.
      Stan: The arms and legs he would dissolve with acid and lye in the bathtub.
      Cartman: And then, finally, he'd be able to eat that pie.
      Kyle: But before he could go through with this entire plan, he discovered that the pie had already been eaten by your dog.

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