Stan: Dude, we've got a big problem. Cartman says Kenny is really messed up.
Cartman: He's cheesing his f**king balls off dude.
Stan: He apparently got to all the cats Cartman has been hiding in his attic.
Kyle: What are you doing with cats in your attic, fatass?
Cartman: They're innocent victims in this! They have to hide or they'll be put to death. Something you just can't understand..