South Park

Season 10 Episode 8

Make Love, Not Warcraft

2
Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Oct 04, 2006 on Comedy Central

Episode Recap

The boys are playing the MMORPG World of Warcraft® and his father notes that Stan's been playing the game all weekend. While attempting to go on a quest, the boys encounter a character they had encountered the night before, a character kills them without remorse. The boys call the game's help desk at Blizzard Entertainment®, where they promise to try to find the player and get him banned. The executives at the company realize that this player has reached a level that they thought was unreachable. Even their system administrators can't kill this character and he grows stronger everyday. They realize that they've encountered a player that "absolutely has no life." In a likely attempt to bond with his son, playing at his office, Randy tries his hand at the game but quickly gets killed by the renegade player. The 4th grade boys have gathered together and Cartman comes up with a plan for them to take out the renegade player. Clyde is initially against the idea, citing better things to do, but is coerced into it when Cartman calls him French. Butters even agrees to give up his "Hello Kitty Island Adventure" to join the others, but he joins the game using the same character as Cartman's dwarf. The boys find the renegade player and engage him in battle. Stan is surprised when his father asks to join in battle. The renegade player easily kills them all and more than 5,000 other players in the region. The game's execs realize that this could be the end of the World (of Warcraft).

With their World (of Warcraft) gone, the Stan, Kyle and Kenny go back to their normal life, until Cartman comes up with a plan to get them the experience points they need to take on the renegade player. It will only take them over seven weeks, 5 days, 13 hours and 20 minutes to do it, with 3 hours of sleep a night. In a montage to the title track to Paul Stanley's new album "Live to Win" the boys raised their levels and weight. The execs at the game company take note of the boy's effort and decide that these players might be worthy of getting "The Sword of 1,000 Truths." They only hope that they can get the sword to the players before they begin their final battle. Back in Colorado our boys have gathered in Cartman's basement to begin their engagement of the renegade player.

The boys are doing their best, but they been in battle for 17 hours. The game execs arrive at Stan's house looking to give him the sword. They apprise Randy of the situation. Meanwhile, Kyle has developed carpal tunnel. When Randy can't find his son, the execs determine they just need to find a computer to give the boys the sword online, only neither of execs has an account, citing that they have lives. Randy tells them that he has an account, he is a "n00b" but he should be able to get them the sword. They race to find a computer that works. Randy hijacks a car. While the battle rages on, Cartman takes a moment to go number 2, with some assistance from his mother. Randy and the execs find a computer at Best Buy®. Randy takes the sword and finds his son and then he struggles to figure out to how to give him the sword. Stan gets the sword and the renegade player kills his father. Stan uses the sword on the renegade and with some assistance from the other boys they finally kill the renegade. The other games players rejoice in their victory and now that the threat is over, the boys can finally play the game.
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